Ask My Opinion About Anything

[GregMcduck]

I will answer all questions with honest answers.

[Rude]

...

1. Does a remake damage the integrity of the original film?

2. Have you ever read an entire book written by someone who fundamentally disagrees with your point of view on any subject?

3. Yes or No... is MST3K better than Rifftrax?

-Rude

[GregMcduck]

1. Does a remake damage the integrity of the original film?

Depends on the integrity of the original film. I go to the church of "remaking bad movies to make them better." I watched the Sinister Urge episode of MST3K a few days ago, and in the end I thought it had the potential to be a decent action flick if given to the right people. I also perfectly understand the reasons for remakes back in the old days of Hollywood, back before VCRs and oversees shipping.

A remake of a good movie, however, is pointless these days. It'd be much cheaper to just rerelease the original film and not piss anyone off. Yes, remakes can easily damage the integrity of a film, and if a bad remake stops you from watching the original, then it's a crime.

2. Have you ever read an entire book written by someone who fundamentally disagrees with your point of view on any subject?

Besides the Bible? Off the top of my head, Tim Allen's "I'm Not Really Here," which was a funny enough book to read through, but I don't buy into the theoretical physics and dogmas he explored in the book.

3. Yes or No... is MST3K better than Rifftrax?

Oh, nothing thus far has been able to match MST3K. Rifftrax is great, but the character interactions and storylines really brought the show to a level that's been unmatched sense.

[MrTorso]

How worried should I be about my hair?

[GregMcduck]

How worried should I be about my hair?

Hair is one of the most dumbest things ever fret over. In any case, if you have a history of baldness in your family, I'd say just suck it in and deal with it.

[bettertomorrowamy]

How worried should I be about my hair?

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Just get a great toupee like this guy got.___________________________________________________________________!

[GLaDOS]

I will answer all questions with honest answers.

Mister Mcduck,
1. How much would you pay me for $30 million dollars?
2. What is your favorite song by the band Men without hats?
3. What would you do for a klondike bar?
4. Would you ever go into a bar that has lesbians in it?
Thank you.

[GregMcduck]

Mister Mcduck,
1. How much would you pay me for $30 million dollars?
2. What is your favorite song by the band Men without hats?
3. What would you do for a klondike bar?
4. Would you ever go into a bar that has lesbians in it?
Thank you.

1. Payment? If Heather Mills gets 48.6 million dollars for doing shit, I fully expect you to hand that money right now!

2. I only know one, and it's the one everyone else knows.

3. I would buy one.

4. As I don't go to bars to pick up woman, if I had a reason to go into one, like if some lesbian friends invitied me, I'd go. Of course, I need some lesbian friends first.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Do you think Hillary Clinton is really a woman?

[GregMcduck]

Do you think Hillary Clinton is really a woman?

In that she has a vagina? I think she does.

[RoninFox]

This is a really good idea for a thread.  Wish I'd thought of it.

1.  What would your number one pick be for a Rifftrax and alternatively for a Fan-Riff?

2.  Where in the world IS Carman Sandiego already?

[GregMcduck]

1.  What would your number one pick be for a Rifftrax and alternatively for a Fan-Riff?

Right now, my number one request for a riff is The Postman, but overall I want a return to cheesy 80s badness. I think fan riffs should go in directions no one else is going, which is why I chose the less obvious Akira over my original choice, the 98 Godzilla. I'd love to see someone make a string of riffs for films in the Criterion collection, or silent films, or really foreigny stuff. If you're not doing it for money, you should really try and think out of the box.

2.  Where in the world IS Carman Sandiego already?

THERE SHE IS!

[Tyrant]

My question is simple:

  Lemon or lime?

[GregMcduck]

My question is simple:

  Lemon or lime?

If I have choose between them, lemon.

But I always go for lemon AND lime when I can.

[RobtheBarbarian]

1. Which kicks more ass: Greek phalanx or Roman maniple formation?

2. if RoninFox was eaten by a wolf, what would you do with the wolf?

3. Should I choose Power Attack or Improved Initiative as my next feat?