I'm only about 30 or 40 minutes in but I love the Trax so far. The great lines just keep coming! (I can't imagine watching this one unriffed. Seriously, what were they thinking?? Malkovich alone . . .

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". . . And we're already being pistol-whipped by the faux Carl Orff music."
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Charlotte's Web II starts off on a downbeat note."
"But you can call it Gary!"
"We interrupt our movie briefly to give you a ride on a ski lift."
"Grendel's actually the 'Leave Britney alone' guy in a rubber suit."
The Joy Behar jokes never get old. Liked the John Daly line too. My dad has a soft spot for the poor old drunkard, but there's no denying he is, well, a poor old drunkard.