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Harrass Bastards podcast!
« on: March 16, 2008, 10:26:26 AM »
Did you ever want to hear a bunch of immature, offensive drunk guys watch a movie and crack wise?  Do you have an hour and half to waste? Well, your wish is granted.

Introducing the FIRST, EVER, Harass Bastards podcast.

The Bastards:
Ortega
RaYzor
Sideswipe

First Victim: Star Trek 2-The Wrath of Khan


A few caveats: This is completely improvised.  It's not scripted, and it's not rehearsed.  All jokes are completely off-the-cuff. And we chose this movie five minutes before we recorded.  And we may tend to have jokes that can be considered offensive to aliens, cartoons, and boring people, but keep in mind that its all in good fun, and we don't take things seriously.

Also, this is the first real commentary i've ever edited before, and we all have microphones that bring shame on the name Microphone. Also, near the end, our Skype connection(which is how we are all able to do this, seeing as me and the other guys live scattered throughout the country) failed, so the ending is rather abrupt.

Download at your discretion : http://www.divshare.com/download/4037692-b7f


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2008, 11:30:59 AM »
Watch it, I dare ya!

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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2008, 11:47:13 AM »
If you can survive this movie without Harass Bastards and think its good, we will give you up to the insane asylum.  You can only make this good by watching with our Harasscast!
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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2008, 11:52:37 AM »
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Downloaded. And going to watch it in five, four, three...

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3</a>


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2008, 02:12:05 PM »
Rude : we need a user review from someone who watched the movie with the harrastrack.  Let us know!
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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2008, 09:45:00 AM »
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Nice! This is exactly what it sounds like when a coupla' guys grab some beer and watch a bad movie together. Not polished like Rifftrax or Riff Raff... which is both a good thing and a bad thing at times. By the way, who's the mouth-breather?  ;)

Anyway, it was a good excuse to watch ST2 again. Made me want to cut an oval out of cardboard for my TV screen so i could watch it in Oval-Vision: of the future! And it was nice of you guys to quiet down and give "the Khan scene" it's proper respect. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!

So what's next?

-Rude
"I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."<a href="http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.divshare.com/flash/audio?myId=3942804-0e3</a>


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2008, 10:39:25 AM »
Wish I could make Skype work on my computer.


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2008, 03:44:43 PM »
So what's next?

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We just laid down the audio for Underworld yesterday , but i need to recharge my batteries after editing "KHHANNNN".


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2008, 05:50:56 PM »
Underworld was pretty brutal, I apologize in advance everyone.
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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2008, 06:47:30 PM »
By the way, who's the mouth-breather?  ;)

Definatly RaYzor

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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #10 on: March 17, 2008, 08:10:20 PM »
Sideswipe lies!
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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #11 on: March 18, 2008, 09:10:36 AM »
I just moved Wrath of Khan to the top of my netflix queue... I had been wondering when excessive mouth breathers would get their due in the whole fan-based riff thing... and I guess that time has come!


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2008, 06:34:30 PM »
more people need to bring the Harass into their lives

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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 08:18:21 AM »
Just a side note:

The version they used for this project is the director's cut or some type of extended edition. I watched this via a rental from Netflix, which apparently is the theatrical cut. Within the first 30-35 minutes or so, I had dropped out of synch three times due to the version differences.

That said, before I gave up on the resynching process, the first 35 minutes was a enjoyable way to revisit an old favorite.


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Re: Harrass Bastards podcast!
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 11:45:52 AM »
Yeah, thanks for bringing that up Nun, it is  "The Director's Edition" version.  I actually think that is the most available version of the dvd.  Im not sure why Netflix didnt send that one.  Cheap bastards I guess.

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