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Offline bettertomorrowamy

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Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
« on: March 10, 2008, 02:20:34 PM »
Here's the game:

Ask any serious question that might be vexing you, and the next poster will answer that question in Sir Mix-A-Lot type lyrics or gangsta rap lyrics.


Example:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/37406




Ok, here's my first question:

Dear Sir Mix-a-Lot,

My car won't start and I have to be to work in 10 minutes.  How should I deal with this situation?

- Late in Lincoln

Here are a list of Sir Mix-a-Lot lyrics to use to reply:
http://www.lyrics007.com/Sir%20Mix-A-Lot%20Lyrics.html
« Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 02:22:38 PM by bettertomorrowamy »
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Offline kodiakthejuggler

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Re: Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2008, 02:24:39 PM »
Dear Late in Lincoln,

Ladies! Ladies! If you wanna roll my Mercedes, then turn around, stick it out! Even white boys got to shout: BABY GOT BACK!!!




Dear Sir Mix-a-Lot,

I can't seem to attract a woman who desires me. What is my problem?

- Depressed in Dallas
« Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 02:28:07 PM by kodiakthejuggler »


Offline bettertomorrowamy

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Re: Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
« Reply #2 on: March 10, 2008, 02:27:58 PM »
Dear Depressed in Dallas,

"Cash money, cash-cash.. money"    "Boom! Here I am, rich"
Checkin my bank
"Cash money, cash-cash.. money"    "Boom! Here I am, rich"
AhhhI checks my bank
"Cash money, cash-cash.. money"    "Boom! Here I am, rich"
Straight checkin my bank
"Cash money, cash-cash-cash-cash.... cash money"




Dear Sir Mix-a-Lot,

I feel a deep-seeded urge to cause great physical harm to myself?  Should I seek mental help?

- Mental in Maine
« Last Edit: March 10, 2008, 04:50:57 PM by bettertomorrowamy »
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Re: Ask Sir Mix-A-Lot
« Reply #3 on: March 10, 2008, 05:32:29 PM »
Dear Mental

Lay down gats and get your weak knees walkin'
You ain't allowed to speak 'cause you've reached your peak
The elite don't get with the weak
Shut up, 'cause I'm burnin' this cut up

Love, Sir Mix a lot



Dear Sir
I am currently stuck in a satellite and i am forced to watch bad movies with the help of my robot friends. what should i do to make sure the bad movies to make me crack?

signed
Stranded on the SOL