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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #240 on: April 02, 2008, 03:34:26 PM »
Maybe the question Bus Taker meant to ask was "Would you ever ignore the rules of a thread to totally kill it?"

Try this one:

If you overheard two co-workers talking about another co-worker and complaining about the quality of her work, how would you deal with the situation?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #241 on: April 03, 2008, 12:30:25 AM »
I would record the conversation and use it for personal gain. Then I would turn the tape over to the other employee anyway and get some popcorn and watch my own soap opera come to life.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #242 on: April 03, 2008, 09:52:36 AM »
Lots of on-the-job sleep time, regular delivery of snacks to my office, and hourly foot massages along with an underpaid worker-drone to do the actual work should be a big help!

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #243 on: April 05, 2008, 09:25:47 PM »
Que?

A customer asks about features of a product you are unfamiliar with.  How do you respond?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #244 on: April 05, 2008, 09:55:46 PM »
Hang up the phone if it's a phone call,  hit them with my cell phone if it's in the store.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #245 on: April 06, 2008, 06:52:44 AM »
'scuse me while I whip this out...


So would you say you were a "people person"


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #246 on: April 06, 2008, 01:23:53 PM »
I'm more of a breast man myself.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #247 on: April 06, 2008, 06:38:49 PM »
Bowling 101 was a bitch but I worked through it.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #248 on: April 06, 2008, 09:48:55 PM »
Karma Sutra for the Paraplegic.

What special skills do you feel you bring to this company?