Author Topic: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews (Read 18218 times)

Raven · « **Reply #195 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:13:06 AM »

I'll get us back on track.

If you suddenly find yourself left in charge during a crucial deadline, what would you do to effectively manage the office?

RVR II · « **Reply #196 on:** March 15, 2008, 10:16:05 AM »

Threaten everybody at gun point that nobody goes Anywhere till we get the job done on time

What catches your attention (I.E. 1st impressions)?

Raven · « **Reply #197 on:** March 15, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »

Loud explosions, and low cut sweaters.

Some of your duties will include organizing files. Do you have a problem sorting large numbers of documents?

orionpaxxx · « **Reply #198 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:02:49 PM »

No they make great bonfires.

Tell me how you handle difficult customers

Dim of the Yard · « **Reply #199 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:22:34 PM »

Piledrivers. Lots and lots of piledrivers.

What do you do in your spare time?

Raven · « **Reply #200 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:29:15 PM »

Show up for work.

What was the first job you ever had?

Sideswipe · « **Reply #201 on:** March 15, 2008, 12:59:54 PM »

Unicycle mechanic

Do you like anyone at work more than a friend?

Raven · « **Reply #202 on:** March 15, 2008, 04:21:47 PM »

I don't even like my friends so sure.

How do you feel about working from home?

Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck · « **Reply #203 on:** March 16, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »

I can crush your nads with one hand. Give me the job or I'll have you singing soprano....

Describe a situation where you had a problem with a co-worker and how did you handle it.

orionpaxxx · « **Reply #204 on:** March 16, 2008, 11:31:09 AM »

I had a coworker saying I was stalking her. So I made sure to wear more camo and get a good telescopic lens. But she can't get me to stop going through her garbage. Its public property! You wouldn't believe how much you can get away with by CSI.

Have you had any traffic violations in the past 3 years?

daltysmilth · « **Reply #205 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:34:02 PM »

Well... they called it involuntary manslaughter. Does that count?

A co-worker fails to show up for work and a supervisor asks you to do the absent co-worker's work in addition to your own. You will not have time to complete both assignments. What do you do?

Raven · « **Reply #206 on:** March 16, 2008, 02:53:07 PM »

Shoot the hostage.

Do you have any medical conditions we should know about?

RVR II · « **Reply #207 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:06:46 PM »

Just a rare form of Rabies that's fatal to others, but not me..

In a Nut Shell, how do You view the World around you?

bettertomorrowamy · « **Reply #208 on:** March 16, 2008, 04:50:49 PM »

Usually with my eyeballs.

Are you familiar with the Windows operating system?

Raven · « **Reply #209 on:** March 16, 2008, 05:11:00 PM »

I'm certified up to 4 panes of glass.

How have you adapted your work skills in the 21st century?

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