Author Topic: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews (Read 18191 times)

Raven · « **Reply #180 on:** March 14, 2008, 11:58:12 AM »

No, the jury was afraid to convict me.

How long did you have your last job?

daltysmilth · « **Reply #181 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:05:01 PM »

I'm not sure. I don't have a watch that can measure time in increments that small.

Your job requires you to do repetitive, sometimes tedious tasks. Would you have a problem with that?

RobtheBarbarian · « **Reply #182 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:09:22 PM »

Hey man, enough crack can make anything exciting.

Do you deal well with people who's lifestyle is differant than your's?

Raven · « **Reply #183 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:12:58 PM »

No I don't like motivated people.

How did you hear about this job opportunity?

Fortis · « **Reply #184 on:** March 14, 2008, 12:44:18 PM »

I know your daughter...[smiles]

We consider ourselves a team here, what kind of contributions do you think is important for our team, and can you give them?

bettertomorrowamy · « **Reply #185 on:** March 14, 2008, 02:30:46 PM »

I can has give you grammar lessons?

Can you type 60 words per minute?

daltysmilth · « **Reply #186 on:** March 14, 2008, 02:42:04 PM »

I can if you don't care if they're spelled correctly. Or if they're actually words.

What are some of your hobbies?

Raven · « **Reply #187 on:** March 14, 2008, 03:44:36 PM »

I'm working on a prototype for a digital camera that's in the shape of a sniper's rifle, It superimposes crosshairs on all your pictures.

How soon can you start?

orionpaxxx · « **Reply #188 on:** March 14, 2008, 04:42:51 PM »

As soon as my buzz wears off.. dude did you see that Gummy Bear?

How much did you make at your previous job?

mike5150 · « **Reply #189 on:** March 14, 2008, 07:43:47 PM »

actual income......25,000
bonuses.......1,000
money I got from all the stuff I stole from the company on ebay.............PRICELESS

would you use you personal car for business reasons?

Raven · « **Reply #190 on:** March 14, 2008, 08:51:25 PM »

Is it nice to deliver food to the elderly in a hearse.

Are you a follower or a leader?

Sideswipe · « **Reply #191 on:** March 15, 2008, 07:32:33 AM »

after going into an interview immediately after some one else I would like to say the following:

"Everything that last guy said was bullshit."

Tripe · « **Reply #192 on:** March 15, 2008, 07:35:04 AM »

Now you ask a question of the next poster

Raven · « **Reply #193 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:45:41 AM »

Moooooooooooommmmmmmmm!! Sideswipe broke the thread.

bettertomorrowamy · « **Reply #194 on:** March 15, 2008, 09:55:35 AM »

Leader One should discipline you!

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