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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #195 on: March 15, 2008, 10:13:06 AM »
I'll get us back on track. 

If you suddenly find yourself left in charge during a crucial deadline, what would you do to effectively manage the office?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #196 on: March 15, 2008, 10:16:05 AM »
Threaten everybody at gun point that nobody goes Anywhere till we get the job done on time 8)

What catches your attention (I.E. 1st impressions)?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #197 on: March 15, 2008, 11:40:29 AM »
Loud explosions, and low cut sweaters. 

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #198 on: March 15, 2008, 12:02:49 PM »
No they make great bonfires.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #199 on: March 15, 2008, 12:22:34 PM »
Piledrivers.  Lots and lots of piledrivers.

What do you do in your spare time?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #200 on: March 15, 2008, 12:29:15 PM »
Show up for work.

What was the first job you ever had?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #201 on: March 15, 2008, 12:59:54 PM »
Unicycle mechanic


Do you like anyone at work more than a friend?

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #202 on: March 15, 2008, 04:21:47 PM »
I don't even like my friends so sure.

How do you feel about working from home?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #203 on: March 16, 2008, 10:16:52 AM »
I can crush your nads with one hand.  Give me the job or I'll have you singing soprano....


Describe a situation where you had a problem with a co-worker and how did you handle it.


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #204 on: March 16, 2008, 11:31:09 AM »
I had a coworker saying I was stalking her. So I made sure to wear more camo and get a good telescopic lens. But she can't get me to stop going through her garbage. Its public property! You wouldn't believe how much you can get away with by CSI.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #205 on: March 16, 2008, 02:34:02 PM »
Well... they called it involuntary manslaughter.  Does that count?

A co-worker fails to show up for work and a supervisor asks you to do the absent co-worker's work in addition to your own.  You will not have time to complete both assignments.  What do you do?

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #206 on: March 16, 2008, 02:53:07 PM »
Shoot the hostage.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #207 on: March 16, 2008, 04:06:46 PM »
Just a rare form of Rabies that's fatal to others, but not me..

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #208 on: March 16, 2008, 04:50:49 PM »
Usually with my eyeballs.   :rimshot:

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #209 on: March 16, 2008, 05:11:00 PM »
I'm certified up to 4 panes of glass. 

How have you adapted your work skills in the 21st century?