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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #180 on: March 14, 2008, 11:58:12 AM »
No, the jury was afraid to convict me.

How long did you have your last job?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #181 on: March 14, 2008, 12:05:01 PM »
I'm not sure.  I don't have a watch that can measure time in increments that small.

Your job requires you to do repetitive, sometimes tedious tasks.  Would you have a problem with that?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #182 on: March 14, 2008, 12:09:22 PM »
Hey man, enough crack can make anything exciting.

Do you deal well with people who's lifestyle is differant than your's?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #183 on: March 14, 2008, 12:12:58 PM »
No I don't like motivated people.

How did you hear about this job opportunity?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #184 on: March 14, 2008, 12:44:18 PM »
I know your daughter...[smiles]

We consider ourselves a team here, what kind of contributions do you think is important for our team, and can you give them?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #185 on: March 14, 2008, 02:30:46 PM »
I can has give you grammar lessons?

Can you type 60 words per minute?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #186 on: March 14, 2008, 02:42:04 PM »
I can if you don't care if they're spelled correctly.  Or if they're actually words.

What are some of your hobbies?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #187 on: March 14, 2008, 03:44:36 PM »
I'm working on a prototype for a digital camera that's in the shape of a sniper's rifle,  It superimposes crosshairs on all your pictures.

How soon can you start?



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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #188 on: March 14, 2008, 04:42:51 PM »
As soon as my buzz wears off.. dude did you see that  Gummy Bear?

How much did you make at your previous job?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #189 on: March 14, 2008, 07:43:47 PM »
actual income......25,000     
bonuses.......1,000
money I got from all the stuff I stole from the company  on ebay.............PRICELESS

would you use you personal car for business reasons?


     




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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #190 on: March 14, 2008, 08:51:25 PM »
Is it nice to deliver food to the elderly in a hearse.

Are you a follower or a leader?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #191 on: March 15, 2008, 07:32:33 AM »
after going into an interview immediately after some one else I would like to say the following:


"Everything that last guy said was bullshit."

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #192 on: March 15, 2008, 07:35:04 AM »
Now you ask a question of the next poster ;)


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #193 on: March 15, 2008, 09:45:41 AM »
Moooooooooooommmmmmmmm!!    Sideswipe broke the thread.


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #194 on: March 15, 2008, 09:55:35 AM »
Leader One should discipline you!
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