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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #165 on: March 12, 2008, 12:20:51 PM »
I tend to follow the V. C. Andrews model... hey how you doing? ;)

Do you belong to any organisations that you can tell us about?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #166 on: March 12, 2008, 01:03:17 PM »
I could tell you about them, but then I'd have to kill you....

What is the first thing your references would say about you?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #167 on: March 12, 2008, 02:15:15 PM »
He is fine as long as he gets his morning meth.

Are you willing to commute?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #168 on: March 12, 2008, 02:48:12 PM »
Are you?

If your manager is asking you to do something that makes you uncomfortable or is illegal, will you do it?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #169 on: March 12, 2008, 03:32:12 PM »
Depends on how much is paid up front in small, unmarked bills....

This job requires you to be sedentary for most of the day but you are required to lift up to 50 pounds.  Is this a problem?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #170 on: March 13, 2008, 03:38:05 AM »
You guys should hire someone to do that for me, what kinda shitty company is this?

Do you see your personal life becoming a conflict with your professional life?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #171 on: March 13, 2008, 12:16:35 PM »
Every freakin' day!!

You will be required to work in confined spaces...do you have certification for that?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #172 on: March 13, 2008, 12:18:35 PM »
I got stuffed in a lot of lockers in High School.  Does that count?

Would you be opposed to random drug testing? 


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #173 on: March 13, 2008, 01:13:33 PM »
No. Can I start testing them now? I sure hope its a hallucinogen!!

Do you have any problems working long hours and weekends?
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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #174 on: March 14, 2008, 06:06:58 AM »
Hey, man, I don't want to WORK, I just want a job!

Suppose one of your co-workers takes something of yours out of the community fridge.  How would you deal with that?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #175 on: March 14, 2008, 10:46:31 AM »
I'd give him instructions on how to deal with the oral herpies he's gonna have.

How do you manage multiple tasks?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #176 on: March 14, 2008, 11:00:04 AM »
Just like every manager I've ever had- designate to others around me what to do.

Are you aware of this companies dress code?  And do you have any problems with it?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #177 on: March 14, 2008, 11:02:23 AM »
I wear naught but the flesh my mother gave me, just as the Moon Goddess does, but apart from that I'm flexible.

Have you ever been the subject of a sexual harrassment complaint?


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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #178 on: March 14, 2008, 11:05:04 AM »
Not only the subject of a complaint but I'm on all the posters.

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Re: What We Wish We Could Say During Job Interviews
« Reply #179 on: March 14, 2008, 11:46:16 AM »
I have a .gif of a pretend lady with large boobies shaking up and down.

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?
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