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Offline Cap'n UKRiffer

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Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« on: November 10, 2006, 01:25:29 PM »
... do i get supplied with a cape and a lisence to wear my underwear over my trousers?

And am i and the other Hero members now a kind of 'Justice League' but our arch villians are bad movies and our super powers are riff related? Could we be called the 'Riff-tice League' or 'Riff Titans' or 'The New Riffvengers'?

Or do i just read too many comics and need to get a life?
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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #1 on: November 10, 2006, 01:54:57 PM »
... do i get supplied with a cape and a lisence to wear my underwear over my trousers?

Probably not... but you should.


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2006, 01:55:48 PM »
<big breath>

Actually, you will only receive the ire of people with fewer posts who seem to put a lot of value on post count yet complain about people with higher post count and try and discount them for their post count rather than just realize that sometimes a number is just a number. ;)

Rifftrax Hall of Heroes (in no particular order):

sarcasm_made_Easy <---  Not as easy as it looks
kodiakthejuggler <--- Cofounder of the Simon Smith and His Dancing Bear roadshow
mrbasehart <--- Gypsy Lover
SaucyRossy <--- The sauciest... BELIEVE IT!
gammer73 <--- Our friend from the Great White North
Pak-Man <--- Addicted to ghosts
MrTorso <--- Guitar Hero, with stars in his eyes
UKRiffer <---  The closest you are ever going to come to meeting Paul McGahn

And last, but not and least...

Tarantulas  <--- #1 Rifftrax Fan in Da WURLD!
« Last Edit: November 10, 2006, 02:04:00 PM by Tarantulas »


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #3 on: November 10, 2006, 07:32:37 PM »
you get a sticker :P


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2006, 12:45:04 AM »
<big breath>

Actually, you will only receive the ire of people with fewer posts who seem to put a lot of value on post count yet complain about people with higher post count and try and discount them for their post count rather than just realize that sometimes a number is just a number. ;)

Rifftrax Hall of Heroes (in no particular order):

sarcasm_made_Easy <---  Not as easy as it looks
kodiakthejuggler <--- Cofounder of the Simon Smith and His Dancing Bear roadshow
mrbasehart <--- Gypsy Lover
SaucyRossy <--- The sauciest... BELIEVE IT!
gammer73 <--- Our friend from the Great White North
Pak-Man <--- Addicted to ghosts
MrTorso <--- Guitar Hero, with stars in his eyes
UKRiffer <---  The closest you are ever going to come to meeting Paul McGahn

And last, but not and least...

Tarantulas  <--- #1 Rifftrax Fan in Da WURLD!

Wow that may be like the first time I have ever been on a list...for anything good!

www.rifftraxfan.com - Check out Gammers RiffTrax Fan page!


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2006, 04:03:49 AM »
you get a sticker :P

better then nothing i suppose  :'(

UKRiffer <---  The closest you are ever going to come to meeting Paul McGahn

lol cool  ;D
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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2006, 08:43:59 AM »
gammer73 <--- Our friend from the Great White North

I'm bringing good Canadian beer and Canadian Bacon to our Hero celebration party!


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2006, 09:08:50 AM »
yes now that you are promoted to Hero Member you are about to be bestowed with new and great responsibilities


from now on you shall be Captain UKRiffer and you shall become leader of Justice Riff League Europe or JRLE. It is now up to you to assemble a crack team of extraordinary riff minded people from throughout Europe to justly and swiftly riff video/audio content from Europe that may cause great pain and distress to the peoples of Europe.

Your new costume is in a locker over next to the leaky refridgerator in the break room. Your communications link is this recommisioned cell phone that somebody donated to the used electronics box. The design may look a bit retro, but it only weighs 1.5 kilograms.

Your base of operations shall be located on a frozen lake in Finland in the middle of reindeer country. Hope that's okay.
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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2006, 04:44:02 PM »
yes now that you are promoted to Hero Member you are about to be bestowed with new and great responsibilities


from now on you shall be Captain UKRiffer and you shall become leader of Justice Riff League Europe or JRLE. It is now up to you to assemble a crack team of extraordinary riff minded people from throughout Europe to justly and swiftly riff video/audio content from Europe that may cause great pain and distress to the peoples of Europe.

Your new costume is in a locker over next to the leaky refridgerator in the break room. Your communications link is this recommisioned cell phone that somebody donated to the used electronics box. The design may look a bit retro, but it only weighs 1.5 kilograms.

Your base of operations shall be located on a frozen lake in Finland in the middle of reindeer country. Hope that's okay.

*sniff* it is a great honour to be given such a mission and i accept it, with every fibre of my being... from this day forth i shall be known as Cap'n UKRiffer!
« Last Edit: November 11, 2006, 04:45:38 PM by Cap'n UKRiffer »
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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2006, 04:49:30 PM »
Congrats on the promotion.  But I have to admit, I hate it when message board members change their avatars.  That's how I remember most of you when I read the board.

I did not know that you could change your screen name though.  Hmmmm....

That works pretty well.  I should have done that last week!

P.S.  I promise to change it back when my reign is over!

« Last Edit: November 11, 2006, 04:51:03 PM by Rifftrax Fan Of The Month! »


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #10 on: November 11, 2006, 05:47:55 PM »
T'dizzles left me out of his super list.. how dare he!

ah well, I'll become a hero member soon enough!

hmm.. Justice Riff League of the World seems fair enough


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2006, 06:21:56 PM »

hmm.. Justice Riff League of the World seems fair enough


I assume you mean Justice Riff League International (which no longer exists). Due to constant redrawing of national borders, military coups, inflation, and what not JRLI disbanded and its more stable members became Justice Riff League Europe. Now, naturally you are eligible (so far) for Justice Riff League America when your time comes. You may also want to consider Southern Fried Justice Riff League if you're anxious. The SFJRL standards for membership are much lower than JRLA, you need not be a Hero Member (or in some cases, literate) to be a member. A full tackle box or case of Bud light in cans may guarantee you a spot.
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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2006, 06:51:31 PM »
Damn, I'm only 48 posts away from joining this illustrious League. I'd better start thinking up my superhero name. Super King, perhaps?


And there should be an even more impressive title for 1000-posters, shouldn't there?

But I have to admit, I hate it when message board members change their avatars.  That's how I remember most of you when I read the board.

Me too, but I don't think there's any doubt as to Union Jack there represents:

Why, Joey Chapman, of course.

Edit: Make that 47 posts away.
« Last Edit: November 11, 2006, 06:57:14 PM by The Sharktopus »


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2006, 07:46:00 PM »
Hm.  This may be the thread that scares all the women away.  Woo-hoo! I can remove my pants!


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Re: Now that i've hit 'Hero Member'...
« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2006, 10:06:44 PM »
Hm.  This may be the thread that scares all the women away.  Woo-hoo! I can remove my pants!

And what makes you think we blokes would want to be subjected to your underpants any more than the ladies?