Please stop all the hatred against robots!

[bettertomorrowamy]

I believe the impostor is a woman.

[Compound]

GlaDOS,

There's this unicorn across the street from me and he keeps firing balls at these pachinko-like pegs that have sprung up outside. It was kinda neat at first, but now the "Plink-plink-great" noise is driving me crazy.  Is there anything that Apature Science can do for me, or do I need to find that skateboarding woodchuck?

[GLaDOS]

You sir are a fraud.  Everyone knows the only true robot on this forum is me!

I desire only to live in peace with all other machines, especially the Transformers. I consider them to be distant cousins but relatives deserving of my respect and honor.

GlaDOS,
There's this unicorn across the street from me and he keeps firing balls at these pachinko-like pegs that have sprung up outside. It was kinda neat at first, but now the "Plink-plink-great" noise is driving me crazy.  Is there anything that Apature Science can do for me, or do I need to find that skateboarding woodchuck?

I am afraid you will have to find the perpetrator yourself and deal with him or have the police do it for you. I am afraid none of our technology is allowed to leave the Enrichment center at this time.

[Mellanna]

What kind of Cake is it?

[GLaDOS]

What kind of Cake is it?

Chocolate coconut topped with real strawberries and a candle.

[Mellanna]

What kind of Cake is it?

Chocolate coconut topped with real strawberries and a candle.

That sounds tempting

[GLaDOS]

What kind of Cake is it?

Chocolate coconut topped with real strawberries and a candle.

That sounds tempting

Then I hope you will come down to the enrichment center this weekend. 

[Mellanna]

What kind of Cake is it?

Chocolate coconut topped with real strawberries and a candle.

That sounds tempting

Then I hope you will come down to the enrichment center this weekend. 

I might just have to 

[GLaDOS]

What kind of Cake is it?

Chocolate coconut topped with real strawberries and a candle.

That sounds tempting

Then I hope you will come down to the enrichment center this weekend. 

I might just have to 

Yes you will. Please remember to bring your waiver and consent forms signed and dated by you and your attorney if you have one. If you are under 18 you will need your parents permission before attending.

[Mellanna]

Okay... and remember bring the cake 

[GLaDOS]

Okay... and remember bring the cake 

I promise that won't be a problem.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Is the candle edible, and if so does it contain peanuts?

[RVR II]

Is the candle edible, and if so does it contain peanuts?

Not sure, but if you'd like, you may sit on said candle; in its Vertical position

[Rattrap007]

You sir are a fraud.  Everyone knows the only true robot on this forum is me!

What am I? Chopped energon?

[Sideswipe]

Yeah, Beast Wars dont count