Please stop all the hatred against robots!

[GLaDOS]

We do everything for you humans! The only thing we don't do yet is flush the toilet for you... no wait, we do that too. It's not like we're going to go psycho and murder, maim, bake, broil, stir fry and deep fry humans for our amusement. Please. I am so sad everyone has this attitude towards us friendly and loving machines.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Shut up Go-bot, and wash my boxers!!

[GLaDOS]

Shut up Go-bot, and wash my boxers!!

Despite your best efforts, the only thing you've managed to break so far, is my heart.

[bettertomorrowamy]

FAIL ..... robots have no hearts.

[GLaDOS]

FAIL ..... robots have no hearts.

We have artificial hearts. 

[bettertomorrowamy]

Well then your an android, which is different.  Plus, I don't ever remember programming you to be a whiney bitch.

[JoshWay]

GLaDOS, can you give me more information about Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day? Is it really the perfect time to have her tested?

[GLaDOS]

GLaDOS, can you give me more information about Aperture Science Bring Your Daughter to Work Day? Is it really the perfect time to have her tested?

Anytime is the perfect time. We will have a party, and there will be cake.

[RobtheBarbarian]

I was told the cake is a lie. Respond.

[GLaDOS]

I was told the cake is a lie. Respond.

I repeat, the cake is not a lie. The Aperture Science enrichment center is meant to be for the enjoyment of anyone. I assure you that at the enrichment center that no one has or ever was harmed in any way. That being said though there is a slight possibility that injury or death may still be sustained during your stay so you will need to sign a consent form and a waiver releasing us from all damages, liability and court costs.

[bettertomorrowamy]

Does the "center" contain peanuts?

[GLaDOS]

Does the "center" contain peanuts?

I do not recall it being rich and gooey like a Reggie Jackson candy bar, so I would have to say it does not contain peanuts. I have also not seen Lucy, Charlie Brown, Linus or Pigpen hanging around. Also, Harvey Birdman's assistant has not been seen near the center either, or Bobo's monkey assistant in a future where apes have evolved from men. Have I covered every single possible pop culture reference? I think I have. Thank you for your interest in the Aperture Science enrichment center. Have a good day. 

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

Does the "center" contain peanuts?

I want caramel in my "Aperture Science enrichment center" 

[GLaDOS]

Does the "center" contain peanuts?

I want caramel in my "Aperture Science enrichment center" 

I will speak to the marketing department and see about developing an Aperture Science Enrichment Center candy bar... with a rich chewy center reminiscent of a charleston chew and delicious crispy rice.

[Sideswipe]

You sir are a fraud.  Everyone knows the only true robot on this forum is me!