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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2008, 05:24:04 PM »
SAGE

Nice... You can stay..

did i just wander into rifftrax-chan.com or something?

You can stay...

It's stick man with a Guy Fawkes mask. 

wow, you're good  ;D

anyway, what Natureboy said

jacob and natureboy stays...

THIS IS NOW A /b/tard thread. If you don't know, LURK MOAR or GTFO.


Wow, this is like SIDESWIPE"S THREAD KEEP OUT only not funny


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2008, 05:31:58 PM »
Yes, this is the fun part of Anonymous. Fun, as in, "It's fun to stick needles in my eyes."

Dear /b/tards, it's great when you use your powers for good. Keep on protestin' Scientology, get active in the community, use the resources you have to make this world a better place.

Don't take the idea of conforming non-conformists and pollute this board. You have plenty of places to gather, this is not one of them. Nobody here, last time I checked, is anywhere near the level of FAIL. Do not tell any of my boardmates to GTFO, as you are a guest here just as much as everyone else. I do not know how to shot web, I will not do a barrel roll, and we have *zero* tentacle porn here.

We had a podcast once and a b-tard started spamming adverts for *his* show in the chatroom. I kicked him out. They left nasty comments and horrible reviews on our page, calling us facists. "We do not forgive, we do not forget" indeed. It's one thing to take on stupidity when opposition is needed, it's another to go around trying to pick fights because it amuses you. (And believe me, read threads where people bait Isaac. We know *all* about trying to pick fights.)

I guess what I'm trying to say here is, greetings, welcome to the boards, and keep it civil, but my guess is that the charade is going to get old really quickly.


I see that you are quick to lay down the law. I knew that by showing up and dragging some of the elements from /b/ over to here would cause some friction. I can understand how you have become nervous that I'm going to invite everything you loathe about that site to here, but that's not the entirety of my intention. I am a /b/tard, yes, but I'm also a fan of Rifftrax as well. I'm not going to crap all over something I love.

I'm simply fishing for others like me. Regurgitating some old memes to see who responds and how. This is how I'm achieving my lulz, to see how far "the cancer" is spread. I've already seen a few others in here. Doing a search for the homesite here in the forums pulls up several results.

I'll keep it as "Civil" as you'd like, and I'm not inviting others from /b/ here. If they stumble in, it's because they were already here or came of their own will. I'm not leading them here and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't want some of them here either.

I only ask that in THIS thread, if other forum users don't get the jokes, don't understand what's happening or what's being said, they don't ask questions. If you get it, then you're welcome to stay and hang out. If not, LEAVE IT ALONE (You don't WANT to "get it" I assure you) I'm not here to recruit either. I'm not explaining anything. I've already trampled all over rules #1, #2, & #9 just by creating this thread.

Let me regurgitate my memes, post my macros, and be the /b/tard I am, and I'll do my best to play by your rules.

Deal?


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2008, 05:40:27 PM »
Yes, this is the fun part of Anonymous. Fun, as in, "It's fun to stick needles in my eyes."

Dear /b/tards, it's great when you use your powers for good. Keep on protestin' Scientology, get active in the community, use the resources you have to make this world a better place.

Don't take the idea of conforming non-conformists and pollute this board. You have plenty of places to gather, this is not one of them. Nobody here, last time I checked, is anywhere near the level of FAIL. Do not tell any of my boardmates to GTFO, as you are a guest here just as much as everyone else. I do not know how to shot web, I will not do a barrel roll, and we have *zero* tentacle porn here.

We had a podcast once and a b-tard started spamming adverts for *his* show in the chatroom. I kicked him out. They left nasty comments and horrible reviews on our page, calling us facists, so my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2008, 05:41:19 PM »
Yes, this is the fun part of Anonymous. Fun, as in, "It's fun to stick needles in my eyes."

Dear /b/tards, it's great when you use your powers for good. Keep on protestin' Scientology, get active in the community, use the resources you have to make this world a better place.

Don't take the idea of conforming non-conformists and pollute this board. You have plenty of places to gather, this is not one of them. Nobody here, last time I checked, is anywhere near the level of FAIL. Do not tell any of my boardmates to GTFO, as you are a guest here just as much as everyone else. I do not know how to shot web, I will not do a barrel roll, and we have *zero* tentacle porn here.

We had a podcast once and a b-tard started spamming adverts for *his* show in the chatroom. I kicked him out. They left nasty comments and horrible reviews on our page, calling us facists, so my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and your uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, naw, forget it, yo holmes to Bel-Air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and said to the cabbie "Yo holmes smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

/b/lackup achieved!
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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2008, 05:42:47 PM »
Just keep it in this thread  ;)


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2008, 05:45:56 PM »
Just keep it in this thread  ;)

that's why I made it, no reason we shouldn't have our own little corner to murmur to the likeminded among us.



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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2008, 05:52:01 PM »


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2008, 09:03:45 PM »
Well, I still don't get it.  But if you kids wanna play fort, you go on ahead.  Just make sure you play safe and nobody gets hurt.  m'kay.

(Sheesh.  These kids today with their b/tards, and their hula hoops, and their Dan Fogelberg's.)




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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2008, 09:15:33 PM »
I see that you are quick to lay down the law. I knew that by showing up and dragging some of the elements from /b/ over to here would cause some friction. I can understand how you have become nervous that I'm going to invite everything you loathe about that site to here, but that's not the entirety of my intention. I am a /b/tard, yes, but I'm also a fan of Rifftrax as well. I'm not going to crap all over something I love.

I read this and breathe a huge sigh of relief, good on you. To summarize, i'm sick of /b/tards who seem to remember every single rule except for 44.

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I'm simply fishing for others like me. Regurgitating some old memes to see who responds and how. This is how I'm achieving my lulz, to see how far "the cancer" is spread. I've already seen a few others in here. Doing a search for the homesite here in the forums pulls up several results.

I'll keep it as "Civil" as you'd like, and I'm not inviting others from /b/ here. If they stumble in, it's because they were already here or came of their own will. I'm not leading them here and to be perfectly honest, I wouldn't want some of them here either.

I only ask that in THIS thread, if other forum users don't get the jokes, don't understand what's happening or what's being said, they don't ask questions. If you get it, then you're welcome to stay and hang out. If not, LEAVE IT ALONE (You don't WANT to "get it" I assure you) I'm not here to recruit either. I'm not explaining anything. I've already trampled all over rules #1, #2, & #9 just by creating this thread.

Let me regurgitate my memes, post my macros, and be the /b/tard I am, and I'll do my best to play by your rules.

Deal?

Well, just to be obvious, it's not my rules, it's Rifftrax's. I am simply a concerned citizen with a lot of time invested here. I'm really happy to hear that your intentions are pure (well, as pure as a /b/tard can be, which is... wait, where was I?) and for the most part I'll leave you be. Just remember the forum's rules override all else, so keep the content friendly, NSFW tag or no. It's one thing to put up the "members only" sign on the thread, but the mods will still want you to keep the content according to the guidelines they set.

All that said, welcome to the forums.



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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2008, 09:18:54 PM »
Also, David, you gave me the best laugh I've had all week.


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2008, 10:43:09 PM »
Also, David, you gave me the best laugh I've had all week.

You see. Epic Win out of the gate. This is what I was looking for.


 Just remember the forum's rules override all else, so keep the content friendly, NSFW tag or no. It's one thing to put up the "members only" sign on the thread, but the mods will still want you to keep the content according to the guidelines they set.

All that said, welcome to the forums.


To be honest, I plan on testing some boundries. I see that line and I'm constantly tested to put my foot over it. It's just in my nature. But rest assured I'm one of the few Cultured Anons. I'm not going to go for the blatantly obvious.


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #26 on: February 17, 2008, 05:11:13 AM »
Well, we're watching.


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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #27 on: February 17, 2008, 05:18:56 AM »
Well, we're watching.
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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #28 on: February 17, 2008, 06:35:49 AM »
This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.
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Re: /b/tards *NSFW*
« Reply #29 on: February 17, 2008, 12:47:50 PM »
This has been pleasant and professional. Good luck in the coming business year.