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Re: BloodRayne 2 planned: Uwe Boll to direct
« Reply #15 on: November 13, 2006, 08:32:47 PM »
The article didn't mention a release date but thought you guys should know a Uwe Boll film is being planned.

Planned?

I thought they just entered this world through one of Boll's bodily orifices.

Yes.  They eminate from the bowels of hell and exit through the anus of Satan (aka Uwe Boll).
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Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: BloodRayne 2 planned: Uwe Boll to direct
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2006, 10:51:10 AM »
The article didn't mention a release date but thought you guys should know a Uwe Boll film is being planned.

Planned?

I thought they just entered this world through one of Boll's bodily orifices.

Yes.  They eminate from the bowels of hell and exit through the anus of Satan (aka Uwe Boll).

 
  So let me get this straight......Uwe Boll designed Jar Jar Binks then?


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Re: BloodRayne 2 planned: Uwe Boll to direct
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2006, 10:55:37 AM »




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Re: BloodRayne 2 planned: Uwe Boll to direct
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2006, 10:59:53 AM »

   Wow.


   What else can anyone say to that?