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Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« on: November 14, 2006, 11:52:53 AM »
Entertainment Weekly http://www.ew.com/ew/article/commentary/0,6115,1557446_1||365612|0_0_,00.html

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MSNBC http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15642523/

have come out with lists of the the 10 and 5 "best" Bond Girls respectively.  My question, why is Halle Berry on this list at all?  In my opinion, she is one of the WORST Bond girls out there.  I don't care what anyone says, she is not that good an actress.  And I think the MSNBC list has it backwards.  The invisible car is one of the LEAST cheesy elements of Die Another Day, and Halle Berry is THE worst element of the film.  I mean, think about it, it's actually a pretty well-written and inventive Bond film right up until the moment Halle Berry shows up onscreen.  I mean, the movie was going along fine, and then the producers put an ANNOYING, NO-TALENT HACK NAMED HALLE BERRY UP ON THE SCREEN.  Some of you may disagree, and that's your right, but it doesn't change the fact that HALLE BERRY IS A CINEMATIC HOAX, A JOKE PLAYED ON THE AMERICAN PUBLIC, TO SEE IF WE WOULD GO SEE AN ACTRESS WHO COULDN'T GIVE A BELIEVABLE PERFORMANCE IF HER ONLY LINE IN A MOVIE WAS THE WORD "HELLO"!!!  Again, if you disagree, I respect that, but I can't help it if I'VE SEEN KEANU REEVES GIVE MORE LAYERED PERFORMANCES THAN THAT WASTE OF CELLULOID KNOWN AS HALLE BERRY!!!

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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2006, 01:08:25 PM »
I agree, she's not a very good actress nor is she terrible good looking.  I saw her boobs in Swordfish, very unimpressed.


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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2006, 01:24:28 PM »
Some one should start a "I hate Halle Berry" club.....

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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2006, 06:14:35 AM »
I like Halle Berry, though she's not the best Bond girl.  In fact, neither list features my favourite:

Miss Daniela Bianchi in From Russia with Love.



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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2006, 02:59:38 PM »
what, no Jane Seymour?
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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2006, 01:51:27 PM »
Where's the love for Izabella Scorupco in GoldenEye? Her character actually grew over the course of the movie without getting herself killed.

Demerits for her attrocious American accent in Reign Of Fire, though.


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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2006, 11:46:03 PM »
I always thought that Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond girl. ;D


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Re: Two Different Lists of the Best Bond Girls
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2006, 11:48:29 PM »
I always thought that Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond girl. ;D

I'll admit that Pierce Brosnan is pretty, much he made a manlier Bond than Judo Chop Moore ever did.