Transformers: The ride

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

IESB reports that Paramount and Hasbro are in talks to bring the "Transformers" film to an amusement park, in a form of a ride. At this point, the planning is still in its early stages, but talks with various Los Angeles-based engineering firms have already begun.

According to several sources, the project is expected to be an indoor ride were fans sit in a guided vehicle which takes them on an adventure with sounds, music and other special effects. An example of this type of ride is the "Indiana Jones Adventure" at Disneyland or "Dinosaur" at Disney World, where you have just a few minutes to get out of an unthinkable situation.

Some of the rumored concepts involve an amphibious vehicle that guests will board and quickly find themselves in the middle of a battle between giant robots, which are expected to be life-size and actually transform.

The idea is to have the ride ready between "Transformers 2" and "Transformers 3," with several robots already scratched from the plans, since they won't live past the second film.

[Tyrant]

*suddenly has visions of rabid TF fans swarming Hasbro about relocating the annual BotCon convention*

[Cosmic Muse]

I'm going to wager a guess all the shaky cam type jerking around on the ride will be inducing alot of people to vomit like I did while attempting to watch it.

[Gaseous Snake]

So no Jazz car? Who will ask "What's crackin little bitches"?

[Cosmic Muse]

So I'm taking it this ride will involve alot of blurry, vomit inducing shaky Cam?

[torgosPizza]

And at the end, Michael Bay rolling around naked in a pile of money.

[Cosmic Muse]

And at the end, Michael Bay rolling around naked in a pile of money.

Thanks alot for the disturbing imagery Torgo. 

[bettertomorrowamy]

They should have an animatronic puppet of Michael Bay that slaps each person as they enter the ride.

[esoobaC .T bocaJ]

no, he should be at the end and say "thanks for enjoying my awesome ride" and then he blows everything up, killing every moron who wasted their money to ride the stupid thing, I still loved the movie though.
 

[Cosmic Muse]

They should have an animatronic puppet of Michael Bay that slaps each person as they enter the ride.

Since I have this fear of anything mechanical that would be creepier than a naked Michael Bay rolling in a pile of money.

[torgosPizza]

What if the robot of Mikey Bay WAS naked? Hmmmm?

Actually you'd need three animatron-Bays:

One at the beginning, laughing at everyone who enters

One in the middle, telling everyone "There ARE robots in my ride, I swearz!"

And then the one at the end, swimming around in a fish tank of money,  a la Scrooge McDuck.

[Darth Geek]

I think there should be a Michael Bay robot that pees on the riders.

[Cosmic Muse]

What if the robot of Mikey Bay WAS naked? Hmmmm?

Get back! I have pepper spray!! I won't hesitate to unload it on you if you induce anymore disturbing images in my brain.