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Offline Taufiq2u

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I usually hate remakes, but i do love remakes if made properly(eg. Invasion of the Body Snatchers). And even if The Island wasn't that good, i personally believe that it's 10x better than Clonus.

And IMO the next MST3K film that could be perfectly remade is The Incredible Melting Man. Since we now have returned to the Grindhouse era (with directors like Eli Roth spewing crap and masterpieces like Planet Terror and Shoot 'Em Up being made), i think that it's the perfect time for a perfect remake of this awful mess. Here's my vision for a remake:

The Incredible Melting Man
Renamed as: Melting Man
Directed by: James Wan
Starring:
Ricky Gervais.....Steve West (The Melting Man)
Russel Crowe.....Ted Nelson
Marion Cotillard....Judy Nelson
Chiwetel Ejiofor......Dr. Loring

So what do you think?


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Re: After Clonus, The Incredible Melting Man should be the next to be remade
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 01:28:55 PM »
If Ted Nelson still yells "Otchka!" after touching something hot in the new movie I'm on board.


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Re: After Clonus, The Incredible Melting Man should be the next to be remade
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2008, 03:39:15 PM »
If Ted Nelson still yells "Otchka!" after touching something hot in the new movie I'm on board.

Crackers of some kind should also be prominently featured.
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Re: After Clonus, The Incredible Melting Man should be the next to be remade
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2008, 04:02:37 PM »
If Ted Nelson still yells "Otchka!" after touching something hot in the new movie I'm on board.

Crackers of some kind should also be prominently featured.
Think of the product placement and product tie-ins.

Ads for coupons for crackers and cheese with a recipe for the "Melting Man Cracker Melt"....

Ick!
« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 01:15:07 PM by Plastic Self-Cleaning Duck »


Offline hare.29

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Re: After Clonus, The Incredible Melting Man should be the next to be remade
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 01:11:27 PM »
I'd like to see a Blair-Witch-style remake of Hobgoblins.


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Re: After Clonus, The Incredible Melting Man should be the next to be remade
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2008, 01:16:50 PM »
Melting Man Guacamole!!!!

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