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What did we learn?
« on: November 06, 2006, 06:19:45 AM »
That Mitchell, South Dakota is the place to visit!

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2006, 07:32:37 AM »
My metaclorine (sp??) is not up to snuff


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2006, 07:42:39 AM »
My metaclorine (sp??) is not up to snuff

Midichlorian.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2006, 08:08:05 AM »
I learned that if you cover the upper part of your face with a hood and do almost nothing to change your voice you can go by unrecognizable when you're in your mild-mannered gear. I can just imagine what would have happened during the trial of Nute Gunray from the Trade Federation. Palpatine would've probably been called to testify. In the middle of his speech Gunray would've probably stood up and said "hey don't I know you from somewhere?" Palpatine would've been flustered when he replied with, "uh of course not. don't be ridiculous." Gunray: "no no I'm pretty sure we've met before. let me hear you talk in a deep voice." A lawyer stands up and says, "I object." But the judge allows it. So Palpatine talks in a deep exaggerated voice. It probably sounds like a bad James Earl Jones impression. Gunray: "no no a different kind of deep voice." Palpatine says, in his Sidious voice, a very brief and muffled hello. An excited Gunray says, "i knew it! you're lord sidious. how have you been?" Palpatine: I am not Darth...I mean Lord Sidious. Gunray: "sure you are. i have a video." So he shows a video of Sidious talking to Nute Gunray about something. Probably about where he's going to build his new house once the queen signs the settlement. Palpatine, who is really nervous at this point, declares, "look there is a hood over my...I mean that person's eyes. There is no possible way to make an identification. The judge agrees and the matter is dropped. Palpatine sits down and says to himself, "i know I still have to use my powers to get that stunted slime off the hook. But as soon as I am emperor I'm gonna send someone over to his place to kick his ass."
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2006, 08:18:15 AM »
I learned that guys with eight horns wearing red and black face paint ALWAYS grow up to be servants of dark lords.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2006, 08:37:04 AM »
Qui Gon has the best shit available in the galaxy, man!


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2006, 12:33:58 PM »
I learned to always commend my appliances.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2006, 12:41:50 PM »
I learned by reason of logic, that to become a more powerful Jedi, you must EAT /other/ Jedi. This way, their midichlorians wind up in your body, and your count increases! Fabulous
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2006, 12:53:56 PM »
Ooh!  Almost forgot!  I learned that some planets have acne.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2006, 03:42:47 PM »
Quote
I learned to always commend my appliances.

Qui Gon has the best shit available in the galaxy, man!

(insert Groucho's entire post here)

Hee!

I learned that meesa goopa nerssen perteu rassip goantan freete poodoo.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #10 on: November 06, 2006, 04:36:51 PM »
Qui Gon has the best shit available in the galaxy, man!

That's why they call him Qui Gon.  'cause he's reeeeeeeeeal Gon, man.
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #11 on: November 06, 2006, 04:53:10 PM »

  I learned that Satan DID create Binks. Someone owes me money.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #12 on: November 06, 2006, 04:55:59 PM »
I learned never to wager cash on the satanic or non-satanic origins of a comedy relief character. :^)


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2006, 05:20:59 PM »
I learned that I should never attend a Nascar event, since the podrace scene sends me to sleepyland every time.

I learned that if you cover the upper part of your face with a hood and do almost nothing to change your voice you can go by unrecognizable when you're in your mild-mannered gear. I can just imagine what would have happened during the trial of Nute Gunray from the Trade Federation. Palpatine would've probably been called to testify. In the middle of his speech Gunray would've probably stood up and said "hey don't I know you from somewhere?" Palpatine would've been flustered when he replied with, "uh of course not. don't be ridiculous." Gunray: "no no I'm pretty sure we've met before. let me hear you talk in a deep voice." A lawyer stands up and says, "I object." But the judge allows it. So Palpatine talks in a deep exaggerated voice. It probably sounds like a bad James Earl Jones impression. Gunray: "no no a different kind of deep voice." Palpatine says, in his Sidious voice, a very brief and muffled hello. An excited Gunray says, "i knew it! you're lord sidious. how have you been?" Palpatine: I am not Darth...I mean Lord Sidious. Gunray: "sure you are. i have a video." So he shows a video of Sidious talking to Nute Gunray about something. Probably about where he's going to build his new house once the queen signs the settlement. Palpatine, who is really nervous at this point, declares, "look there is a hood over my...I mean that person's eyes. There is no possible way to make an identification. The judge agrees and the matter is dropped. Palpatine sits down and says to himself, "i know I still have to use my powers to get that stunted slime off the hook. But as soon as I am emperor I'm gonna send someone over to his place to kick his ass."

I also learned that Groucho2006 is the undisputed champion of What If? scenes. Good stuff, but not as funny as Morpheus in his jammies.


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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2006, 05:48:00 PM »
I learned that "ball" is much more fun than high-performance driving.

And I was also made aware of Sir Anthony Hopkins' brilliant performance as the old woman who warns Anakin against the sandstorm.