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Hollywood rogue Oliver Stone has purchased the rights to direct the life story of Britney Spears, chronicling in grim detail (and using nausea inducing camera and editing techniques, switching the negatives, showing random scenes in black and white, occasionally upside-down, with sparse bits of animation) Britney Spears' rise and fall, from her days as "that cute kid" on The Mickey Mouse Club to her big break causing erections in the entire male (particularly pedophile and sadist) population of the world with her hit song "Hit Me Baby One More Time", to her swearing that she was as virtuous as the Mother Theresa whilst writhing around in a tub of KY-Jelly and dildos wearing naught but eatable panties (crotchless) and stars on her nipples, cooing the lyrics to her seldom heard underground hit, "F * ck Me Hard, Daddy".

The movie will also show her shotgun marriage (and subsequent shotgun divorce) to Jason "No, Not That One" Alexander, her attempt at a comeback with her snogging sex icon Madonna (whilst still maintaining her virginity, mind), and her eventual marriage to backup dancer Kevin "Got My 15 Minutes, Ma! Woooo!! *Burp*" Federline when she became a trailer trash, sweat-pants wearing sprog-factory.

"I Just Shaved for You" (sing it to the tune of "I'm a Slave for You") is being touted as a comeback for Oliver Stone, after the saccharine pap that was "World Trade Center". The worryingly-young looking Rachel Leigh Cook will be taking on the role of Spears and "Eminem" Marshall Mathers will be portraying "K-Fed" Kevin Federline in what will only be his second feature film.


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2008, 03:13:15 AM »
Good to know Hollywood's cointinuing to focus on the REAL issues. :^)


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2008, 03:16:04 AM »
I thought this forum was supposed to be about REAL movies....

(this and your "creepy people" thread - you're turning into a real  :spammer: aren't you?)


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2008, 06:17:14 AM »
This part of the forum is for real movies.

By the way, Eminem was in two feature films: the Wash and 8 mile.


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2008, 09:04:53 AM »
Well this may take the tittle dumbist movie idea ever from Epic movie.

1)She has only lived about a 1/3 or her life so far,so isn't it a little soon to make a bio pic.

2)We have had her life shoved in our faces(weather we want to see in or not)via the news for the past ten years,so why would we pay $7.00 to see what we can see every day for free.

3) the last time BS got near a movie we go Crossroads.


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2008, 10:45:13 AM »
Doctor Who, he's making it up. This is not a real movie.


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2008, 11:51:31 AM »
I just find it insulting that Oliver Stone is being utilized in a Britney Spears joke. What did he do to deserve being connected to that no-talent, one-hit-wonder hack?
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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 07:11:18 PM »
Doctor Who, he's making it up. This is not a real movie.

It's likely he's seen a future where this movie actually gets made.

Yes i just got back from an alternate future where that movie leads to the death of the Human race.



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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2008, 09:58:57 PM »
Doctor Who, he's making it up. This is not a real movie.

It's likely he's seen a future where this movie actually gets made.

Yes i just got back from an alternate future where that movie leads to the death of the Human race.



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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2008, 09:22:37 PM »
What's really scary is that the new Paris Hilton movie isn't something Taufiq2u made up.  ??? :-\ :'(


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Re: 'I Just Shaved for You: The Britney Spears Saga' (2009) by Oliver Stone
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2008, 01:43:21 AM »
I just find it insulting that Oliver Stone is being utilized in a Britney Spears joke. What did he do to deserve being connected to that no-talent, one-hit-wonder hack?

No, this isn't a joke. Stone is doing this movie and he's going to prove that Brittney is being brainwashed and drugged by the CIA as part of a plot to create a fake sensation to distract the american public away from seeking the truth about 911.
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