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This....is terrifying.
« on: January 04, 2008, 10:12:50 AM »
http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic

Just scroll down past the buffalo when the page comes up and let the acoustic folk sounds of Val Kilmer just wash over you.

That sounds kind of dirty. 




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This....is terrifying.
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 04:27:14 PM »
Go here and listen to the After the Gold Rush cover:

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic

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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 05:20:24 PM »
Well, at least it isn't Limp Bizkit....
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 07:23:32 PM »
Well, at least it isn't Limp Bizkit....

Or Hilary Duff.

I swear, on the basis of the "classic" covers of "My Generation" and "Behind Blue Eyes," I'd say that the Who are the third-most butchered band in history (behind the Beatles and Bob Dylan, of course).
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 05:22:38 AM »
Go here and listen to the After the Gold Rush cover:

http://www.myspace.com/valkilmermusic



Ha ha!  But in all fairness he does sing about as good as Neil Young.

Not only does Kilmer sing horribly but he gives the song a whole new creepy vibe.  I'll never think of After the Gold Rush the same way again.
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2008, 08:19:37 PM »
But he did such a good job lip syncing to The Doors?!
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2008, 10:56:09 PM »
And then there's THIS:



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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2008, 04:38:19 AM »
And then there's THIS:
**Terrifying picture**

Wow.  At first I thought that was just a clever photshop job.  But I looked it up and it's real.  It's number 13 in the filmography section:

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000174/

 :gouge:

Oh, and for those interested in watching it on DVD, here you go:

http://www.amazon.com/Ten-Commandments-Musical-Val-Kilmer/dp/B000HXDWIM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1200573550&sr=1-1

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« Last Edit: January 17, 2008, 04:42:09 AM by James of LinHood »
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Bob: Turkey.

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Re: This....is terrifying.
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2008, 05:24:24 AM »
Hey, he did his own singing in Top Secret....

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8125656346502970953
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2008, 05:41:14 AM »
Great minds think alike.

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,6831.0.html

Though when I posted it no one cared. le sigh.





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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2008, 07:56:05 AM »
Imrahil: Don't care about Riding with Death.

Bob: Turkey.

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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #12 on: January 17, 2008, 08:50:16 AM »
Great minds think alike.

 :highfive:

Yay us!  We win!  I forsee a long future for us as Val Kilmer's music publicists.




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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2008, 10:13:48 AM »
Yay us!  We win!  I forsee a long future for us as Val Kilmer's music publicists.

Seriously, if that's in my future you can go ahead and kill me right now.  Please.
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Re: This....is terrifying.
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2008, 08:40:09 PM »
http://myspace.com/valkilmermusic

Just scroll down past the buffalo when the page comes up and let the acoustic folk sounds of Val Kilmer just wash over you.

That sounds kind of dirty. 

It's not as terrifying as this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Xz9Q1kXPo
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