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Offline mattwnelson

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9525 on: January 08, 2013, 10:38:07 PM »
Are these all self-published books?

You kind of have to hope so.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9526 on: January 08, 2013, 11:43:39 PM »
Every episode of Pawn Stars.



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9527 on: January 08, 2013, 11:53:54 PM »
If Lindsey Lohan wasnt so terrible at acting, I would say it looks like we have found a new Joker!

This could still work, just don't show her the script and don't tell her when the camera is on.
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9528 on: January 09, 2013, 10:35:47 AM »
My brother watches all those shitty, horrendous reality shows. Pawn Stars, the one where they buy shit from storage units, one where they make insane people get rid of stuff.  I find the whole genre nauseatingly exploitative and unpleasantly voyeuristic.

My dad watches them too.  Don't worry, 90% of the deals are made before they even set up the cameras on pawn stars, as told to me by people who shoot it.  I'm going to guess the same for storage wars.  Don't know about the other show.  Reality television remains as fake as it can be.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9529 on: January 09, 2013, 11:55:10 AM »


Hahaha... awesome!

Here are some more good ones.











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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9530 on: January 09, 2013, 02:20:55 PM »


Next time you're found, with your chin on the ground
There's a lot to be learned, so just look around.

Just what makes that little old ant
Think he'll move that rubber tree plant?
Anyone knows an ant, can't
Move a rubber tree plant.

But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
He's got high apple pie, in the sky hopes.

So any time you're gettin' low
'Stead of lettin' go
Just remember that ant:
Whoops there goes another rubber tree plant!

When troubles call, and your back's to the wall
There's a lot to be learned, that wall could fall.

Once there was a silly old ram
Thought he'd punch a hole in a dam.
No one could make that ram, scram:
He kept buttin' that dam.

'Cause he had high hopes, he had high hopes
He had high apple pie, in the sky hopes.

So any time you're feelin' bad
'Stead of feelin' sad
Just remember that ram:
Whoops there goes a billion kilowatt dam!

All problems're just a toy balloon
They'll be bursting soon
They're just bound to go "pop".
Whoops there goes another problem kerplop.


Yup... if he keeps that up that dog's 'problem' will go 'pop'.

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9533 on: January 09, 2013, 06:46:56 PM »
I get that you're supposed to look like one of the menhir that Obelix is usually carrying when you're riding in that merry-go-round, but egad. That is some severely unfortunate posing when the ride is empty.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9534 on: January 09, 2013, 07:04:56 PM »
Well, actually the sound played when a kid is close by is Obelisk saying (in French of course), "Hey: you!  Climb up my butt!"
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9535 on: January 09, 2013, 07:08:47 PM »
Well, actually the sound played when a kid is close by is Obelisk saying (in French of course), "Hey: you!  Climb up my butt!"

Are you pulling my leg? Because, I mean, it's Europe. So I would expect something just that crazy.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9536 on: January 09, 2013, 07:13:40 PM »
Well, actually the sound played when a kid is close by is Obelisk saying (in French of course), "Hey: you!  Climb up my butt!"

Are you pulling my leg? Because, I mean, it's Europe. So I would expect something just that crazy.

Sorry, should've added a smiley in it to be sure it was taken as the rather dry attempt at witticism it was meant to be.  (From what I know of him, I don't believe Obelisk would could be that rude.)
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9537 on: January 09, 2013, 10:43:42 PM »
Well, actually the sound played when a kid is close by is Obelisk saying (in French of course), "Hey: you!  Climb up my butt!"

Are you pulling my leg? Because, I mean, it's Europe. So I would expect something just that crazy.

Weird, I saw it and immediately thought "Japan".


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9538 on: January 09, 2013, 11:41:18 PM »
The creepy part is the people watching from the shadows.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #9539 on: January 10, 2013, 06:58:04 AM »
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