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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6420 on: April 18, 2012, 08:35:28 PM »
I don't know whether to feel bad for her parents or not. On the one hand, they lost a daughter. On the other, they got a VERY interesting conversation starter.

Also, not Italian leather, 2/10, would not bang.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6421 on: April 19, 2012, 12:48:14 AM »
...so the London Olympic Mascots...



When you make this look like a good idea:


Yeah. You kinda blew it there.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6422 on: April 19, 2012, 12:51:08 AM »


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6423 on: April 19, 2012, 01:03:11 AM »
A side note on Olympic mascots- My favorite Olympic moment involving a mascot came during the ending ceremonies of the Calgary games. The next games were set for Albertville, France and the French were going to unveil the mascot for their games during the closing ceremony. After a few minutes of ice skating by folks dressed like the Canadian mascots, the French mascot skated out on the ice, head covered in a white sheet. Now, the mascot was supposed to look like this:



(That's a mountain goat native to the region.) So the antlers under the sheet,  added about 2-3 feet of height to the performers' head. And when the other skaters reached over and started to remove the sheet to dramatically reveal the costume... the sheet got caught on the antlers and took the entire costume head with it, so instead of revealing "Chamois The mascot", they revealed one very shocked looking ice skater. I can't tell you what happened after that as I spent the next 5 minutes laughing uncontrollably.

The French then scrubbed the poor goat mascot a few years later and replaced him with "Magique The Snow Imp" which was an even worse idea, but that's another story.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6424 on: April 19, 2012, 06:21:34 AM »

Why does a tank need a loudener?

Sideswipe, joke ruiner here!  That is a self propelled artillery piece, not a tank.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6425 on: April 19, 2012, 07:48:15 AM »

Why does a tank need a loudener?

Sideswipe, joke ruiner here!  That is a self propelled artillery piece, not a tank.
Tank you very much.



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6426 on: April 19, 2012, 08:05:05 AM »

Why does a tank need a loudener?

Sideswipe, joke ruiner here!  That is a self propelled artillery piece, not a tank.
Tank you very much.

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6427 on: April 19, 2012, 08:48:14 AM »


It's funny because one part looks like a penis and the other part looks like it's having intercourse with it.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6428 on: April 19, 2012, 09:16:13 AM »
Oh, is that why its funny?  Thanks for explaining.

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6429 on: April 19, 2012, 09:54:24 AM »
Oh, is that why its funny?  Thanks for explaining.

Anytime!


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6430 on: April 19, 2012, 10:09:01 AM »
You HAVE to assume that one of the engineers working on it thought to himself, "This thing looks like a giant cock. Should I tell somebody?" Then he went to the bathroom, and his supervisor asked the rest of the team, "Any objections to the design?" After a chorus of "nope"s and "nuh-uh"s, the project took off.

The moral of the story is that you should always where a catheter in case you have that brilliant insight.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6431 on: April 19, 2012, 10:15:22 AM »
You HAVE to assume that one of the engineers working on it thought to himself, "This thing looks like a giant cock. Should I tell somebody?" Then he went to the bathroom, and his supervisor asked the rest of the team, "Any objections to the design?" After a chorus of "nope"s and "nuh-uh"s, the project took off.

The moral of the story is that you should always where a catheter in case you have that brilliant insight.

Perhaps he went to the bathroom to verify his claim before informing his supervisor.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6432 on: April 19, 2012, 05:39:24 PM »


Ron Swanson-approved.
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #6434 on: April 19, 2012, 08:14:29 PM »