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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7950 on: August 09, 2012, 08:08:43 PM »
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7951 on: August 09, 2012, 08:18:57 PM »
What is this...I don't even...


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7952 on: August 09, 2012, 08:29:28 PM »
Of course there's no fillings.  Turkey's don't have any teeth.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7953 on: August 09, 2012, 09:40:35 PM »

That is not a turkey-shaped cake.

It is if you put the turkeys through a punch press.
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7956 on: August 10, 2012, 10:24:10 AM »

Based on the curly toed boots, apparently they just killed a Leprechaun.



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7957 on: August 10, 2012, 02:29:39 PM »


Isn't anyone else bothered that the logistics of this simply wouldn't work?

1st: The 'step on a rake' error is made when the rake is lying flat on the ground and one doesn't see it.

2nd: The person would not have been walking quickly directly toward a brick wall.

3rd: The body is too far from the rake's tines.  The person wouldn't have been 'thrown' by it.  If 'rocked forward', the toes of the shoes should EXACTLY line up with the far-end of the rake's tines.

4th: The amount of velocity created by depressing the tines approximately 1/2" to move the hatchet at the other end, which would move possibly 12" from where the hatchet is braced against the wall to where the person would have to be standing to 'activate' it, isn't remotely enough to do damage that would cause the person to fall down and be presumeably dead.  A bump and bruised forehead, maybe, but not knocked out or dead.

All it would have taken is for it to be a horizontal picture, with the rake/hatchet lying in a field of grass and it would have 'worked'.

This is way too fucking much thought for a badly-conceived picture.  :(
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7958 on: August 10, 2012, 04:24:27 PM »


Isn't anyone else bothered that the logistics of this simply wouldn't work?

1st: The 'step on a rake' error is made when the rake is lying flat on the ground and one doesn't see it.

2nd: The person would not have been walking quickly directly toward a brick wall.

3rd: The body is too far from the rake's tines.  The person wouldn't have been 'thrown' by it.  If 'rocked forward', the toes of the shoes should EXACTLY line up with the far-end of the rake's tines.

4th: The amount of velocity created by depressing the tines approximately 1/2" to move the hatchet at the other end, which would move possibly 12" from where the hatchet is braced against the wall to where the person would have to be standing to 'activate' it, isn't remotely enough to do damage that would cause the person to fall down and be presumeably dead.  A bump and bruised forehead, maybe, but not knocked out or dead.

All it would have taken is for it to be a horizontal picture, with the rake/hatchet lying in a field of grass and it would have 'worked'.

This is way too fucking much thought for a badly-conceived picture.  :(
I agree with you on all these issue. But still...dead Leprechaun?!



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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7959 on: August 10, 2012, 07:10:02 PM »


Isn't anyone else bothered that the logistics of this simply wouldn't work?

1st: The 'step on a rake' error is made when the rake is lying flat on the ground and one doesn't see it.

2nd: The person would not have been walking quickly directly toward a brick wall.

3rd: The body is too far from the rake's tines.  The person wouldn't have been 'thrown' by it.  If 'rocked forward', the toes of the shoes should EXACTLY line up with the far-end of the rake's tines.

4th: The amount of velocity created by depressing the tines approximately 1/2" to move the hatchet at the other end, which would move possibly 12" from where the hatchet is braced against the wall to where the person would have to be standing to 'activate' it, isn't remotely enough to do damage that would cause the person to fall down and be presumeably dead.  A bump and bruised forehead, maybe, but not knocked out or dead.

All it would have taken is for it to be a horizontal picture, with the rake/hatchet lying in a field of grass and it would have 'worked'.

This is way too fucking much thought for a badly-conceived picture.  :(
I agree with you on all these issue. But still...dead Leprechaun?!

Leprechaun would be too short for this.  Those look like pointy Mexican cowboy boots.  Mariachi maybe.
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7961 on: August 10, 2012, 11:52:09 PM »

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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7962 on: August 11, 2012, 03:44:54 AM »
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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7963 on: August 11, 2012, 04:16:33 AM »
Quite manly.


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Re: The Funny Pictures Thread
« Reply #7964 on: August 11, 2012, 04:23:19 AM »
Indeed, there's no beating around the bush.