The Funny Pictures Thread

[D.B. Barnes]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

 

[Bob]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

Glad it's just a desktop background and not a real one being used as a paper weight......

[Invader_quirk]

And sorry, bros, but none of us has ever had an attractive butt. EVER.

And CERTAINLY no butt has ever been "cute".

[wurwolf]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

Glad it's just a desktop background and not a real one being used as a paper weight......

Nothing says "classy" like a hairy male ass on a desk, wetly holding down your important documents.

Neither hairy nor wet. I'll be happy to share it here when I get home tonight. In fact I insist.

Anyway, why are you guys protesting? I'd think you'd be happy to know that women find at least something about you that's attractive.

[Invader_quirk]

Neither hairy nor wet. I'll be happy to share it here when I get home tonight. In fact I insist.

Anyway, why are you guys protesting? I'd think you'd be happy to know that women find at least something about you that's attractive.

Being sexually attracted to men is revolting! Women should be resigned to having sex with men, not enthusiastic!

EDIT: [/JOKE]

[wurwolf]

You're weird.

[Bob]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

Glad it's just a desktop background and not a real one being used as a paper weight......

Nothing says "classy" like a hairy male ass on a desk, wetly holding down your important documents.

Neither hairy nor wet. I'll be happy to share it here when I get home tonight. In fact I insist.

Anyway, why are you guys protesting? I'd think you'd be happy to know that women find at least something about you that's attractive.

I am free of all protesting as well.

[Tripe]

Neither hairy nor wet. I'll be happy to share it here when I get home tonight. In fact I insist.

Anyway, why are you guys protesting? I'd think you'd be happy to know that women find at least something about you that's attractive.

Being sexually attracted to men is revolting! Women should be resigned to having sex with men, not enthusiastic!

EDIT: [/JOKE]

You need to meet some prettier men.

EDIT: Or rugged/craggy, if that's your thing.

[wurwolf]

I'm not protesting. I was making a funny.  You can have goatse as a desktop background if you like, I don't care.  Though I'm disappointed to learn that the hairy/moist asses aren't standard, and that I must've been in the back of the line or something when asses were getting handed out.

I missed this before, and I misread your previous post. Sorry about that.

I don't mind hairy asses. I think they're kind of cute. Moist (besides being a word that women evidently hate) is kind of gross. Sorry, that's tru fax.

[Invader_quirk]

I don't mind hairy asses. I think they're kind of cute.

I find it bizarre that a butt somehow releases endorphins in your brain and makes you want to protect said butt.

[Tripe]

That's not the only thing you find inexplicable about the women folk though is it?

[Kete]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

You know what they're used for, right?

[wurwolf]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

You know what they're used for, right?

I sure do. Do you?

[Tripe]

"An entertainment system built around a sewer" in the evocative words of everyone's favourite popular physicist meme originator.  That also describes front bottoms too incidentally.

[Kete]

Says you. I've seen plenty of attractive male asses in my day. I've got a really sweet male ass as a desktop background on my netbook at home, as a matter of fact.

You know what they're used for, right?

I sure do. Do you?

I...uh.....umm.....look!  A squirrel!