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Offline macleod

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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #75 on: March 02, 2007, 08:59:19 PM »
"Mustn't hate. Mustn't hate."
"At least not so overtly!"
"Yes. Must DISGUISE our hate just a little."

(From MST3K: Final Sacrifice. :^))


Great episode...Zap Rowsdower right?


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #76 on: March 03, 2007, 01:35:21 AM »
That's the one. :^)


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #77 on: March 03, 2007, 08:05:54 AM »
Actually I think SW Ep 1 could have used some good hockey hair to spruce it up


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #78 on: March 03, 2007, 09:59:47 AM »
wasnt chewie sporting hockey hair?


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #79 on: March 03, 2007, 07:16:54 PM »
No, I don't think it was quite hoserific enough...he had more of a christian slater hair thing going down


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #80 on: March 03, 2007, 10:38:08 PM »
Don't worry, the next two "Star Wars" prequels overflow with hockey hair, hope they do a Rifftrax on them!

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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #81 on: March 05, 2007, 06:42:30 PM »
Hocky hair makes everything seem better




....by comparison ;D


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #82 on: March 07, 2007, 07:24:32 PM »
Hockey hair is cathartic. Everything's always oooookay.

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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #83 on: March 07, 2007, 10:32:44 PM »
They most certainly were not being too harsh, thank you very much. I'd forgotten how much this movie truly sucked, probably because I was too young when I saw it (I was left with a vague impression of it being cheap and puerile, though). I saw the RiffTrax version and it all came flodding back... I sat there with a slack-jawed stare that reflected my disbelief that anyone could shift so completely and seamlessly from A New Hope to "meesa called Jar-Jar Binks!".

To me, TPM is like a caricature of everything that was mildly corny and silly about the first three movies magnified by a factor of 100, with every redeeming quality removed. It's more like an amateur (possibly retarded) director with limited knowledge of Star Wars trying to make an imitation movie than an actual genuine Star Wars movie.

Edit: I used to have hockey hair, and it really is kind of theraputic. You can rub your fingers through the thick mat on the top of your head and sort of.... get lost in it.
 
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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2007, 09:42:50 AM »
Hockey hair is cathartic.

Hmm....nice philosophy....was that Aristotle who said that?


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2007, 02:02:08 PM »
Nope, Galileo.  ;D

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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2007, 05:41:54 PM »
I thought Galileo said "torches,....execution? ....f it...the earth is at the center of your stupid universe"


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2007, 05:57:27 PM »
wouldnt you say it too?


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #88 on: March 10, 2007, 05:58:18 PM »
wouldnt you say it too?

Yes, yes, I would...but I still think the hocky hair philosophy is an important part of Western History ;D


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Re: Were Mike & Kevin Too Harsh?
« Reply #89 on: March 10, 2007, 06:03:01 PM »
at least we dont wear poofy shirts and frilly collars anymore