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Offline Zandrax

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Ninjas
« on: December 21, 2007, 11:08:30 AM »
Here be the thread to post facts you have learned about ninjas. Feel free to reference if possible.

For instance: Ninjas are everywhere, even if you can't seen them. They're hiding. They're cool like that.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2007, 11:46:27 AM »
Ninjas hate the crap we Americans say about them.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2007, 11:51:03 AM »
While adult ninjas are about the coolest things in the world, ninjas under the age of 20 suck:



Oh, and while searching for a suitable picture for reference, I learned that there are 67 Three Ninja's Fan Fiction stories at: www.fanfiction.net/movie/Three_Ninjas  I'm too scared to click on the link however, as they might be slash fan fiction *shudder*.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2007, 12:27:20 PM »
Ninja can not wear street clothes.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2007, 01:05:01 PM »
Ninjas have been plauing us since the middle ages:

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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2007, 01:09:09 PM »
Ninjas hate when Swedish Rock Bands write songs about them.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2007, 12:03:32 PM »
Ninjas are natural surfers.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2007, 12:53:45 PM »
Ninjas hate to be mistaken for Teenagers, Mutants or Turtles.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #8 on: December 24, 2007, 01:48:02 PM »
The only thing that can kill a ninja is another ninja.  Or a rockslide.
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2007, 06:26:16 PM »
Ninjas can swallow their own heads

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2007, 09:31:10 AM »
Ninjas use smoke bombs to greater effect than David Copperfield.

Timothy VanPatten will never be a ninja. Phew!
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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2007, 07:48:49 PM »
Ninjas use smoke bombs to greater effect than David Copperfield.
Timothy VanPatten will never be a ninja. Phew!
Neither was Lee Van Cleef.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2007, 08:20:18 PM »
Ninja women are always, always, hot.


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2007, 09:35:18 PM »
Ninja women are always, always, hot.
I presume you are referring to Kasumi and Ayame?


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Re: Ninjas
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2007, 08:08:53 AM »
Four out of five dentists agree: Ninjas kick ass.

The fifth dentist was later assassinated by a disgruntled ninja.