Ninjas

[Zandrax]

Here be the thread to post facts you have learned about ninjas. Feel free to reference if possible.

For instance: Ninjas are everywhere, even if you can't seen them. They're hiding. They're cool like that.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Ninjas hate the crap we Americans say about them.

[mrbasehart]

While adult ninjas are about the coolest things in the world, ninjas under the age of 20 suck:



Oh, and while searching for a suitable picture for reference, I learned that there are 67 Three Ninja's Fan Fiction stories at: www.fanfiction.net/movie/Three_Ninjas  I'm too scared to click on the link however, as they might be slash fan fiction *shudder*.

[Zandrax]

Ninja can not wear street clothes.

[Pak-Man]

Ninjas have been plauing us since the middle ages:

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[Crazy_88s]

Ninjas hate when Swedish Rock Bands write songs about them.

[Sideswipe]

Ninjas are natural surfers.

[Crazy_88s]

Ninjas hate to be mistaken for Teenagers, Mutants or Turtles.

[daltysmilth]

The only thing that can kill a ninja is another ninja.  Or a rockslide.

[Sideswipe]

Ninjas can swallow their own heads

[Fifthrate]

Ninjas use smoke bombs to greater effect than David Copperfield.

Timothy VanPatten will never be a ninja. Phew!

[Crazy_88s]

Ninjas use smoke bombs to greater effect than David Copperfield.
Timothy VanPatten will never be a ninja. Phew!

Neither was Lee Van Cleef.

[mrbasehart]

Ninja women are always, always, hot.

[Crazy_88s]

Ninja women are always, always, hot.

I presume you are referring to Kasumi and Ayame?

[Nunyerbiz]

Four out of five dentists agree: Ninjas kick ass.

The fifth dentist was later assassinated by a disgruntled ninja.