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Offline jewishcarpenter

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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 02:54:11 PM »
and now, a jerk with a Duke Nukem soundboard barges in on some Lord of the Rings Online guild's vent channel....

(btw....this gets ugly REAL fast....keep the kid's ears covered.)

http://www.gametrailers.com/player/usermovies/138716.html
Someone took all the audio from the lady "Peggy" and then went onto someone else's vent server and used that audio on them.
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A couple of other favorites of mine.
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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 08:27:13 PM »
I just about ruptured my liver from laughing so hard. Thank you, jewCarp.


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2007, 09:11:01 PM »
here I was all worried I was gonna offend somebody with that, and jewcarp just floors me with those clips! Hilarious, man.


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2007, 06:22:08 AM »
Those are hilarious, that takes me back to my days of dealing with trolls on usenet.


In regards to the Duke Nukem Forever preview. The graphics look MUCH better than the last preview, hopefully they'll get this out before a better engine some along, if it hasn't already.


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2007, 10:51:28 AM »
Awesome videos.  I loved the Peggy one and the Dr. weird guy one.
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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2007, 11:38:36 PM »
I hear they're going to release Duke Nukem Forever on the same day as the new Guns N Roses album.   ;)

Duke 3D was a great game, cutting edge for its time, but I gave up waiting on the sequel about eight  years ago now. 


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #21 on: December 22, 2007, 12:01:29 PM »
I hear they're going to release Duke Nukem Forever on the same day as the new Guns N Roses album.   ;)

Duke 3D was a great game, cutting edge for its time, but I gave up waiting on the sequel about eight  years ago now. 

That's okay. I'll let you know if it's any good. (I'm sure it will be).


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #22 on: December 24, 2007, 12:45:20 AM »
Hey, now that they've finished the trailer, maybe they can get started on the game.

There will always be more and more to compete with for these sad bastards. I mean, after Call of Duty 4 and Bioshock, it's a joke. They really need an original concept. And although the "original" was "original" back when there was only Doom, this is still just a sequel. I doubt anyone is going to really be jumping to play a game just for a couple of stolen one-liners. I know lots of people will buy it, but it will be forgotten very quickly. I think this would do about as well an action comedy MOVIE. They shoulda just gone ahead and made that Duke Nukem movie starring The Rock. That's as much money as they would have ever made. Considering how much they've lost developing this.

But no, really, a bazillion dollars spent developing poop jokes is a good investment. FOR ME TO POOP ON!


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #23 on: December 24, 2007, 06:39:29 AM »
heh heh.  Those videos were awesome! I liked the "apocalypse girl" who scares the crap out of the guys.  They're all assholes, of course, but that doesn't make them any less funny.


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #24 on: December 24, 2007, 09:44:42 AM »
This one is my favorite:

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He even manages to frame some guy they know.


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« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2007, 01:40:32 PM »
I found another one he records what the guy  says right at the beginning then plays it back over the span of a day or two. Pretty damned funny, the song at the end of the video is pretty entertaining too.
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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #27 on: May 07, 2009, 09:05:31 AM »
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8037688.stm

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Even tho I love Duke Nukem. 3d Realms deserves to go under for the stupid shit they did with with Duke Nukem Forever.


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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #28 on: May 07, 2009, 10:43:50 AM »
Well, well, well.  So it finally happened.

You know, I wanted to play Duke, I really did.  But it's true, 3D Realms did screw up royal.  It's one thing when your pet project has to be put on hold while you are forced to work on other projects for a company, but when for TWELVE YEARS YOU ONLY HAD ONE GAME TO WORK ON AND YOU COULDN'T FINISH IT, there's something seriously wrong.

Oh, well.  Maybe Take-Two will give the rights to Duke Nukem Forever to the guys who made Bioshock.  Maybe it finally would get done, and be far better than anything 3D Realms could have imagined.
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Re: Anyone still care about Duke Nukem Forever?
« Reply #29 on: May 07, 2009, 11:48:21 AM »
Oh, well.  Maybe Take-Two will give the rights to Duke Nukem Forever to the guys who made Bioshock.  Maybe it finally would get done, and be far better than anything 3D Realms could have imagined.

I think it would be hilarious if the next developer kept delaying it and never finished it either.