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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #60 on: November 03, 2006, 11:49:43 AM »

Stanley Kubrick is the greatest filmmaker of all time. He has succeeded in each of the genres he has attempted to make a film in. He hasn't made a single dud during his entire career. Every one of his films is a masterpiece. John Carpenter can't compare to Kubrick.

Zzzzzzzzzzz.....Next you are going to tell me how great Eyes Wide Shut was.


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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #61 on: November 03, 2006, 11:52:10 AM »
I like pie.

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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #62 on: November 03, 2006, 11:56:35 AM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Can't really argue with that. :'(


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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #63 on: November 03, 2006, 01:13:43 PM »
Zzzzzzzzzzz.....Next you are going to tell me how great Eyes Wide Shut was.

Anything Kubrick touched turned to gold. He WAS the greatest director alive. If you don't like Kubrick's work, you don't like movies.
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #64 on: November 03, 2006, 01:21:16 PM »
Zzzzzzzzzzz.....Next you are going to tell me how great Eyes Wide Shut was.

Anything Kubrick touched turned to gold. He WAS the greatest director alive. If you don't like Kubrick's work, you don't like movies.

Dr. Impossible would direct your attention to a little thing called Petitio Principii.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Petitio_principii

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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #65 on: November 03, 2006, 01:21:43 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  


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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #66 on: November 03, 2006, 01:26:30 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  

Frankly, I've always found cake to be over-valued in our society.  I like pie and cake, but neither baked good can measure up to the genius and simplicity of the muffin.
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #67 on: November 03, 2006, 01:30:54 PM »
The Muffin Man is seated at the table
In the laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen . . .
Reaching for an oversized chrome spoon
He gathers an intimate quantity of dried muffin remnants
And, brushing his scapular aside,
Proceeds to dump these inside of his shirt . . .
He turns to us and speaks:
"Some people like cupcakes better. I, for one,
Care LESS for them!"
Arrogantly twisting the sterile canvas snoot of a fully charged icing-anointment utensil,
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta
Near . . .
(Let's try that again . . . )
He poots forth a quarter-ounce green rosetta
Near the summit of a dense-but-radiant muffin of his own design
Later he says:
"Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively,
While I myself say there is naught, nor ought there be,
Nothing so exalted on the face of God's grey earth
As that Prince of Foods . . . The Muffin!"
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #68 on: November 03, 2006, 01:31:56 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  

Frankly, I've always found cake to be over-valued in our society.  I like pie and cake, but neither baked good can measure up to the genius and simplicity of the muffin.

Hey now, don't forget the doughnut... lord knows why you yanks had to put a hole in it but it was an ingenious idea
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #69 on: November 03, 2006, 01:36:12 PM »
That Zappa thing is crazy!  I was even going to write about how cupcakes suck by comparison but decided I was pushing the joke too far.

I am not Zappa, but only his messenger.
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #70 on: November 03, 2006, 01:37:13 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  

Frankly, I've always found cake to be over-valued in our society.  I like pie and cake, but neither baked good can measure up to the genius and simplicity of the muffin.

Hey now, don't forget the doughnut... lord knows why you yanks had to put a hole in it but it was an ingenious idea

Speaking of ingenious ideas, I have to admit a fondness for the corn dog.  I don't know who came up with the idea, or how they came up with the idea, but the person who was one day eating a muffin and said, "This is pretty good, but you know what this needs in it?  More hot dog!"?  Truly a genius for the ages.  


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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #71 on: November 03, 2006, 01:41:13 PM »
Anything Kubrick touched turned to gold.

Not that I want to continue this argument, but check out what Kubrick thinks of one of his own "golden" movies.



Now back to the pie discussion.
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #72 on: November 03, 2006, 01:46:40 PM »
R. Lee Ermey was lying.
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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #73 on: November 03, 2006, 01:49:06 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  

Frankly, I've always found cake to be over-valued in our society.  I like pie and cake, but neither baked good can measure up to the genius and simplicity of the muffin.

Hey now, don't forget the doughnut... lord knows why you yanks had to put a hole in it but it was an ingenious idea

Speaking of ingenious ideas, I have to admit a fondness for the corn dog.  I don't know who came up with the idea, or how they came up with the idea, but the person who was one day eating a muffin and said, "This is pretty good, but you know what this needs in it?  More hot dog!"?  Truly a genius for the ages.  

Then do I have news for you!

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Re: "Snob Classics" - Mike dumps on some comedies
« Reply #74 on: November 03, 2006, 01:50:42 PM »
I like pie.

The first intelligent thing said so far  ;D

Watch, someone will come around and start denouncing pie in the name of cake.  

Frankly, I've always found cake to be over-valued in our society.  I like pie and cake, but neither baked good can measure up to the genius and simplicity of the muffin.

Hey now, don't forget the doughnut... lord knows why you yanks had to put a hole in it but it was an ingenious idea

Speaking of ingenious ideas, I have to admit a fondness for the corn dog.  I don't know who came up with the idea, or how they came up with the idea, but the person who was one day eating a muffin and said, "This is pretty good, but you know what this needs in it?  More hot dog!"?  Truly a genius for the ages.  

Then do I have news for you!



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