10 points will be taken from Rifftrax for riffing a beloved children's classic. However, for riffing a beloved children's classic, I shall have to award Rifftrax 10 points. However, for having 10 points I shall have to take 10 points away from Rifftrax. However for just being Rifftrax, 10 points will be... awarded. However, 10 points is too much, so I'm taking away 5 points. And awarding Rifftrax 5 points. I also award a ZILLION points, because it's Thursday.
(In honor of Hogwarts' long tradition of random, arbitrary point assignments.)