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Offline BathTub

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Rank-a-Riff
« on: November 28, 2007, 10:02:54 PM »
How did the new entrants to Hogwarts do this year?


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2007, 02:34:55 AM »
10!


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2007, 06:41:16 AM »
I give Rifftrax House 10 points, for giving us great laughter in the face of great danger (of watching that movie again without it being funny)


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2007, 07:41:27 AM »
10 points will be taken from Rifftrax for riffing a beloved children's classic. However, for riffing a beloved children's classic, I shall have to award Rifftrax 10 points. However, for having 10 points I shall have to take 10 points away from Rifftrax. However for just being Rifftrax, 10 points will be... awarded. However, 10 points is too much, so I'm taking away 5 points. And awarding Rifftrax 5 points. I also award a ZILLION points, because it's Thursday.

(In honor of Hogwarts' long tradition of random, arbitrary point assignments.)


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2007, 09:33:52 AM »
8 / 10. Very solid riff. My favorite one since 300 (which I gave a 9). I have yet to give anything a 10. I'm a tough critic, but I have confidence that the most epic RiffTrax yet is still on the way.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2007, 08:03:51 AM »
"I assume you take Nazi gold"  I couldn't stop laughing

A perfect 10
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 01:32:46 PM »
One of my favorite RiffTrax!  10!


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 01:36:33 PM »
"Zich heil! I mean, "up!""

Awesome


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2007, 03:22:38 AM »
Meh. "Tom Brown's School Days" w/magic.  It's a tired British subject for books polished up with some magic razzle dazzle.  When I saw the movie the first time (my wife is a huge fan) I slept through the whole last hour of the film missing the wizard chess segment and the final battle.  Thank you Rifftrax for at least keeping me awake to see the last part of this film.
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2008, 03:36:17 PM »
10.  I'm looking forward to a Riff of another in the series. *wink wink*

Actually, this is the first time I've seen any of the movies.  Riffalicious it was.
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2008, 02:49:59 AM »
"You turned that pig into a hideous child!"

I think thats my favorite quote... or at the end when harry gets the photo album "Oh no!  They started all over with a new baby? This is terrible news!".... -creepy voices- "Join us harry...."

This was the very first Rifftrax I had bought, and I can't wait to make my second purchase soon.

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #11 on: March 25, 2008, 05:51:01 PM »
This is, by far, my favorite RiffTrax!  I'm not nervous about introducing RiffTrax to anyone with this one, because I know it delivers so much great stuff at the beginning. My family was in tears before Harry even got to Hogwarts.

It does get a little slow around the library scene, but only when compared to the rest.

10/10 for me!


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #12 on: April 24, 2008, 11:34:30 AM »
Having been forced at gunpoint to buy the books and movies, this rifftrax gave me great joy into spoofing the over-the-top schmaltz of J.K. Rawlings and Chris Columbus.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #13 on: July 21, 2008, 01:11:31 PM »
I gave it 7/10. The beginning and ending stuff was all great, and there were some good ones spread throughout (the 'Snausages' bit had me and my brother in stitches) , but for the most part there were a lot of jokes that fell a little flat. A good riff, but not one I'm really keen to watch again for a while.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #14 on: August 26, 2008, 09:06:16 AM »
"welcome back 'Pawter"

I laughed for like 10 minutes when Mike said that.