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Offline gammer

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What did we learn?
« on: October 31, 2006, 12:19:24 PM »
Releasing your parachute 100 feet above the ground will still give you enough time to land safely and not die.
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Offline kodiakthejuggler

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2006, 12:43:40 PM »
The FBI actually pays its young agents to surf!
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Offline Joe Don Faker

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 01:17:29 PM »
Gary Busey can eat two sizable meatball sandwiches in one sitting.  Two.
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Offline Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM »
We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.
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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2007, 07:46:55 PM »
we learned that you can somehow get from malibu to tarzana in about 5 minutes despite all the traffic and winding backwoods roads that usually seem to be "in the way"
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #5 on: January 16, 2007, 08:34:34 PM »
Quote from: Puma Man on January 07, 2007, 12:23:23 PM
We learned that you can get a football scholarship to law school.

Wow, maybe I can get a football scholarship to med school, I mean, linebackers have to make good MDs right?

Way to go Johnny Utah
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Offline macleod

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #6 on: January 16, 2007, 08:38:11 PM »
Oh yeah, and Keanu Reeves actually trying to act might cause seizures...

Let's think of his illustrious career shall we

1) Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure: "Woah, I'm Ted Theodore Logan"
2) Point Break "Woah, I'm Johnny Utah, the FBI is going to pay me to surf"
3) Sweet November "Woah, I'm a marketing executive"
4) Hardball "Woah, I really hate kids"
5) The Matrix "Woah, I'm Neo"

It really warms my heart, that it does
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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2007, 10:33:49 AM »
remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours. 
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Offline BathTub

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2007, 10:42:29 AM »
Don't forget "Woah, I'm a Lawyer"
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Offline Minnesota

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2007, 10:51:56 AM »
Or "Woah, I'm Stealing Minnesota"  hmm, should put this in the worst titles ever thread.
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Offline macleod

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2007, 02:37:17 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm_made_Easy on January 18, 2007, 10:33:49 AM
remember he got the role for the first matrix cause they needed a guy to play someone who was confused for about 2 hours. 

Haha, and the ultimate effect is that we had to be confused for about 3 movies...
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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2007, 03:23:58 PM »
the thing is the 2nd and third he had to play someone compitant so he wasnt qualified and thats why they sucked.
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Offline LadyKenobi

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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM »
Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard.  It's all grapey and stuff."
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2007, 08:37:57 PM »
Woah! I'm in Shakespeare!
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Re: What did we learn?
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2007, 10:09:23 AM »
Quote from: LadyKenobi on January 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM
Ah, but you forget "Woah, I'm standing in a vineyard.  It's all grapey and stuff."

Alas, my poor friend, I have not forgotten ye random Keanu "woah" moments, I was just highlighting the most woahtacular specimens...

If we were to get even more modern, it could be "woah, I'm animated, but not"
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