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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #105 on: December 03, 2007, 05:21:55 AM »
Oh for fuck's sake, people. Grow up.


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #106 on: December 03, 2007, 06:40:48 AM »
I am in total awe of how well everyone fell in line on that joke.


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #107 on: December 03, 2007, 08:56:32 AM »
The mosty effective "fuck" in the riff, in my opinion, was the part where Harry asks if he can see Ron's paper, and Fig (?) immediately replies, in a butch voice, "Fuck you!" Something about Weasley saying it like that....


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #108 on: December 03, 2007, 10:49:35 AM »
Speaking of excellent deliveries, whoever the hell was the one who said "That's *very* sparkly grass. MAGIC GRASS!" needs to be given a damn medal, immediately. I almost pissed myself, I was laughing so hard. The line was already going to be funny, but the way he said it was utterly hysterical. :)
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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #109 on: December 03, 2007, 02:09:39 PM »
Fig gets credit.


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #110 on: December 03, 2007, 04:58:08 PM »
Did someone say the "F" word?  My ears were bleeding.
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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #111 on: December 04, 2007, 01:09:33 AM »
I am in total awe of how well everyone fell in line on that joke.

Almost Pavlovian...


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #112 on: December 04, 2007, 11:32:56 PM »
For those who completed a script or submitted lines, here's your badge of honor for your forum signature (just quote this post and copy the code:



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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #113 on: December 05, 2007, 06:07:42 AM »
Uh... well I just got done listening to it, and I dare say I think it was funnier than the Rifftrax. In light of this and the fact that Mike may put a hit out on you to avoid going out of business... that was the stupidest, most unfunny, uh, dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life! No one should EVER download any of these free Riff Raff Theater things. Don't even think about it! (You're welcome, Mike.)


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #114 on: December 05, 2007, 07:37:08 AM »
David Mamet would be proud of your use of the f-word.   


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #115 on: December 05, 2007, 08:16:23 AM »
"Fuck!" -Mamet


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #116 on: December 07, 2007, 09:10:34 PM »
By the way, I was just looking over the full script again, and i found out that the "Not a very ambitious relay race" line was mine! I had completely forgotten.
If I assumed at the time that it was one of Greg's, was it still wrong that I found it so funny and clever?


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #117 on: December 07, 2007, 09:34:36 PM »
How come we got unstickied and Greg's Top 50 horror movies (which hasn't been posted in for over a month) is still sticky? :)
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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #118 on: December 07, 2007, 10:22:54 PM »
I don't know why the fuck everyone thinks you cursed so frequently. The first utterance was in Ollivander's, and I couldn't even understand it.

If it wasn't for appropriately inappropriate language, "Wizard People, Dear Reader" wouldn't be half as amusing. Instead of doing nothing during Quidditch, Harry just sits around cursing while they lose. Don't act like you wouldn't, when you're the wizarding equivalent of deep left field.


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Re: Round Table Riff: Harry Potter RELEASED
« Reply #119 on: December 08, 2007, 05:02:02 AM »
By the way, I was just looking over the full script again, and i found out that the "Not a very ambitious relay race" line was mine! I had completely forgotten.
If I assumed at the time that it was one of Greg's, was it still wrong that I found it so funny and clever?

I wonder how often something like that happens to the pros.  I think I remember hearing Mike say something along those lines talking about MST3K in that interview he and Kevin did for Rhino.   :D

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