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Offline ebeth

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Re: Come Bathe in My Publishing Glory...oh for god's sake just read on...
« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2008, 06:40:06 AM »
Wait how did you get into writng erotica?

A friend of mine, ahem, is actually quite good at that.

I got into by chance.  A friend of mine was doing a poetry chapbook of erotic poetry and wanted to include an essay of the appeal of filth and immediately thought of me.  I wrote it using as many horribly descriptive words as I could and the essay was a hit.  It was at that moment that I knew I would spend the rest of my life utilizing the phrase, "engorged meat pole".

there is also a good website that lists job opportunities as well as educational essays on erotica.  It's called Erotic Readers and Writers Association and you can find them at www.erotica-readers.com  I've found a lot of work through them.
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Re: Come Bathe in My Publishing Glory...oh for god's sake just read on...
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2008, 06:42:45 AM »
Wait how did you get into writng erotica?

A friend of mine, ahem, is actually quite good at that.

I got into by chance.  A friend of mine was doing a poetry chapbook of erotic poetry and wanted to include an essay of the appeal of filth and immediately thought of me.  I wrote it using as many horribly descriptive words as I could and the essay was a hit.  It was at that moment that I knew I would spend the rest of my life utilizing the phrase, "engorged meat pole".

there is also a good website that lists job opportunities as well as educational essays on erotica.  It's called Erotic Readers and Writers Association and you can find them at www.erotica-readers.com  I've found a lot of work through them.

Cool my friend will book mark that from home  :)


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Re: Come Bathe in My Publishing Glory...oh for god's sake just read on...
« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2008, 11:10:16 PM »
It was at that moment that I knew I would spend the rest of my life utilizing the phrase, "engorged meat pole".
Don't mock the power of the engorged meat pole.  Another young lady wrote a loveable, quirky screenplay filled with phrases like that and now she has her very own Oscar.  And that young lady's name... was Diablo Cody.  I'm Paul Harvey.  Good Day.
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Re: Come Bathe in My Publishing Glory...oh for god's sake just read on...
« Reply #18 on: June 04, 2008, 11:12:51 AM »
Only when Jaggermeister is involved
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« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2008, 05:37:31 PM »
Is this your first sale, ebeth?  If so, welcome to the wonderful world of professional writing. (And yeah, it may not get much better than fifty bucks, but that's the chance you take.)

Too bad I won't be buying a copy, 'cause I'm such a confirmed prude.  :o
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2008, 07:39:19 AM »
Is this your first sale, ebeth?  If so, welcome to the wonderful world of professional writing. (And yeah, it may not get much better than fifty bucks, but that's the chance you take.)

Too bad I won't be buying a copy, 'cause I'm such a confirmed prude.  :o

No, I've been published before in magazines...I was an editor and staff writer covering art, films, and books...this is my first inclusion in an anthology.
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