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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #15 on: November 14, 2007, 12:25:35 AM »
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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #16 on: November 14, 2007, 12:28:24 AM »
Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #17 on: November 14, 2007, 04:50:39 AM »
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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #18 on: November 14, 2007, 05:13:42 AM »
 Every Futurama episode starts with a unique on-screen subtitle when the Planet Express ship flies through the Futurama logo. And these they are:

[1ACV01] IN COLOR
[1ACV02] IN HYPNO-VISION
[1ACV03] AS SEEN ON TV
[1ACV04] presented in BC [Brain Control] where available
[1ACV05] Featuring GRATIOUS ALIEN NUDITY
[1ACV06] LOADING..
[1ACV07] PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
[1ACV08] Mr. Bender's Wardrobe by ROBOTANY 500
[1ACV09] Condemned by the Space Pope
[1ACV10] Filmed On Location
[1ACV11] Transmitido en Martian en SAP
[1ACV12] -=PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH=-
[1ACV13] LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8
[2ACV01] MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
[2ACV02] >>NOT Y3K COMPLIANT<<
[2ACV03] FROM THE MAKERS OF FUTURAMA
[2ACV04] Based on a true Story
[2ACV05] From the network that brought you "The Simpsons"
[2ACV06] Not Based On the Novel by James Fenimore Cooper
[2ACV07] THE SHOW THAT WATCHES BACK
[2ACV08] Nominated For Three Glemmys
[2ACV09] This Episode Has Been Modified To Fit Your Primitive Screen
[2ACV10] COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL DVD
[2ACV11] As Foretold by Nostradamus
[2ACV12] A Stern Warning of Things to Come
[2ACV13] SIMULCAST ON CRAZY PEOPLE'S FILLINGS
[2ACV14] LARVA-TESTED, PUPA-APPROVED
[2ACV15] FOR EXTERNAL USE ONLY
[2ACV16] PAINSTACKINGLY DRAWN BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
[2ACV17] TOUCH EYEBALLS TO SCREEN FOR CHEAP LASER SURGERY
[2ACV18] SMELL-O-VISION USERS INSERT NOSTRIL TUBES NOW
[2ACV19] Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
[3ACV01] Secreted by the Comedy Bee
[3ACV02] IF NOT ENTERTAINING; WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMAN
[3ACV04] BROADCAST SIMULTANEOUSLY ONE YEAR IN THE FUTURE
[3ACV05] Now With Chucklelin
[3ACV06] TORN FROM TOMORROW'S HEADLINES
[3ACV07] 80% ENTERTAINMENT BY VOLUME
[3ACV08] DECIPHERED FROM CROP CIRCLES
[3ACV09] PLEASE RISE FOR THE FUTURAMA THEME SONG
[3ACV11] Bender's Humor by Microsoft Joke
[3ACV13] FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE CHANNEL
[3ACV14] FOR PROPER VIEWING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
[3ACV15] NO HUMANS WHERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE
[3ACV19] FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
[3ACV03] THIS EPISODE PERFORMED ENTIRELY BY SOCK PUPPETS
[3ACV18] Hey, TiVo! Suggest THIS!
[4ACV03] WHEN YOU SEE THE ROBOT, DRINK!
[4ACV02] IT'S LIKE 'HEE HAW' WITH LASERS
[3ACV10] KRAFTED WITH LUV BY MONSTERS
[3ACV17] PSST... BIG PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AFTER THE SHOW
[3ACV20] PLEASE TURN OFF ALL CELL PHONES AND TRICORDERS
[3ACV21] LOVE IT OR SHOVE IT
[3ACV16] SCRATCH HERE TO REVEAL PRIZE
[3ACV22] IF ACCIDENTALLY WATCHED INDUCE VOMITING
[4ACV11] WHERE NO FAN HAS GONE BEFORE
[4ACV08] KNOWN TO CAUSE INSANITY IN LABORATORY RATS
[4ACV07] NOT AFFILIATED WITH FUTURAMA BRASS KNUCKLE CO.
[3ACV12] Any Resemblance to actual Robots would be really cool
[4ACV05] OR IS IT?
[4ACV01] BIGFOOT'S CHOICE
[4ACV04] Soon to be a major religion
[4ACV09] NOW INTERACTIVE! Joystick controls Fry's left ear
[4ACV10] Dancing Space Potatoes? You Bet!
[4ACV12] A by-product of the TV industry
[4ACV15] BEATS A HARD KICK IN THE FACE
[4ACV16] VOTED "BEST"
[4ACV17] (AL1) THANKS FOR WATCHING, FUTURAMA SLAVE ARMY!
[4ACV13] Too Hot for Radio
[4ACV14] You can't prove it won't happen
[4ACV06] Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999
[4ACV18] See you on some other channel

source: http://www.gotfuturama.com/Information/ListsReferences/title.dhtml


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #19 on: November 14, 2007, 05:40:36 AM »
Richard M. Nixon (talking in his sleep): Wow you women's libbers really know how to party! Pass some of that lotion my way Betty Freidan!


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #20 on: November 14, 2007, 12:21:38 PM »
"we're whalers on the moon! We carry a harpoon!"  :D


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #21 on: November 14, 2007, 12:40:59 PM »
Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

That's a Simpsons quote from the episode where Bart goes on a sugar bender and joins the Junior Campers.

And, just to add to the topic: "I used to dream about being an astronaut. I just never had the grades. Or the physical endurance. Plus I threw up a lot and nobody liked spending a week with me."


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #22 on: November 14, 2007, 01:09:05 PM »
That's a Simpsons quote from the episode where Bart goes on a sugar bender and joins the Junior Campers.
I know, I was just curious if anyone would even notice.  :)


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2007, 01:13:08 PM »
Just watched some of my dvds last night, thus proving to me once again that Futurama is perhaps the most quotable show in history.

"Goodbye moderation!"

"Full price for gum?  That dog won't hunt monsignor."

"Are you here to create some kind of human/alien hybrid?"
"Are you coming on to me?"
"Hods bodkins, I resent that remark!"
"I'm not hearing a no..."

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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2007, 02:46:10 PM »
"Bad news, somebody."
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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2007, 04:36:34 PM »
look bender, it's that guy you are!


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2007, 07:19:30 PM »
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer!

I am still waiting for Mike or someone to use that one at the end of a Rifftrax.


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2007, 08:10:16 PM »
"Sweet Zombie Jesus!"



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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #28 on: November 15, 2007, 01:17:22 AM »
Leela: "Bender, could you please try to be a little more quiet?"
Bender: "No, YOU shut up!"


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Re: The quotable Futurama
« Reply #29 on: November 15, 2007, 05:04:34 AM »
"But...but Bender need brain...for smart-making!"

"I'll be whatever I wanna do!"

"I heard alcohol makes you stupid."
"No I'm doesn't!"
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