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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2007, 01:48:43 PM »
Wow, did I kill this thread or what? LOL
Well, for one thing, it's Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell...not Zombies.
And....probably.    ;)
Zombies, warriors, they're all the same! In fact, it is well known that the term Zombie Warriors is an oxymoron.


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2007, 05:55:19 PM »
The Touch of Satan

Starring:
Melissa - Natalie Portman
Jodi - Jake Gyllenhaal
Unbelieveably sweaty dad/Luther Strickland - Alec Baldwin (thereby making him "shweaty dad")
Molly Strickland - Nicole Kidman.  Her freezy face would be perfect.
Lucinda - Is Gloria Stewart still alive?  If no, then obviously Sigourney Weaver in prosthetic makeup.
Young Lucinda - Dakota Fanning, in the role of a lifetime
And Robert Easton would of course reprise his role and the preacher father would be a drunk, thereby allowing Easton to yell out "you been hittin' the BOOZE again!"

Written and Directed by Richard Kelly.  It would be really fucked up.  But still better than the abortion that was Southland Tales.




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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2007, 06:04:23 PM »
I love it!

Hollywood, make it happen.
I really do like pie.


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2007, 06:10:59 PM »
Danke!  I definitely had "and Abe Vigoda, as "the fish" until I realized that I would actually totally love my movie.