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Offline Taufiq2u

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Remake a MST3K movie:
« on: November 08, 2007, 04:16:15 PM »
Remakes always suck(except for The Thing & Invasion of the Body Snatchers), but sometimes remakes of bad movies do work(Look at The Hills Have Eyes). So therefore, it'd be great if bad MST3K movies gets remade. Mike Nelson says that he wants to see Prince of Space getting remade, while Joel Hodgson was dissappointed that Megalon wasn't in Final Wars. So therefore, let's see if MST3K mmovies can be remade

Let me start:

Horror at Party Beach (2009)

Cast:
Nathan Fillion - Hank
Emma Watson - Elaine
Eulabelle - Queen Latifah
Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Tina
Dr.Gavin - Derek Jacobi
Two drunks - Simon Pegg & Nick Frost
McFly/Blink 182/Panic at the Disco/Metallica - The Del Aires
Andy Serkis & Brad Dourif - The Hotdog Monsters

Directed by: JJ Abrams/Peter Jackson


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2007, 04:43:34 PM »
Space Mutiny!

Dave Ryder -                           Kurt Russel
Kalgon -                                  Jeremy Irons
Captain Santa Claus -         John Goodman
Lea a.k.a. SpiderSkank-      Julia Roberts




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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2007, 04:44:59 PM »
Space Mutiny!

Dave Ryder -                           Kurt Russel
Kalgon -                                  Jeremy Irons
Captain Santa Claus -         John Goodman
Lea a.k.a. SpiderSkank-      Julia Roberts




Don't forget to mention the exterior shots stolen from the NEW BSG
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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #3 on: November 08, 2007, 04:58:55 PM »
Well, I'd remake Space Travelers a/k/a Marooned....

I'd have Ron Howard direct it and it would star Tom Hanks, Kevin Bacon and Gary Sinese....

Oh, wait....


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2007, 05:24:23 PM »
Here's one that'd totally work:

PUMA MAN

Cast:
Zachary Quinto - Tony Farms/Puma Man
The Rock - Vadinho
Sarah Alexander - Jane Dobson
John Simm - Kobras
Lee Evans - Tony's firetruck friend

Directed by: Michael Winterbottom


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2007, 07:53:12 PM »
Manos:
Torgo- Tom Cruise. Crow was right.
Manos- Cillian Murphy (That creepy looking guy from Sunshine? Seriously, there's no other choice.)
For a diffenent direction, Dwayne Johnson as Dad
and Mila Jovonavich as Mom


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2007, 11:59:27 PM »
Overdrawn @ the memory bank
Aram Fingal - Conan O'Brien
Appelonia     - Keira Knightley
Daisy             -  John Travolta
The Chairman - Michael Moore
Jamilla         -   Pat Benetar
Slavin           -   Carrot Top
Rick             -   Pat Sajak
Toby            -    Larry Drake

Time Chasers
Nick  -   Liam Neeson
Lisa  -    Jessica Simpson
JK Robertson    -   Kris Kristofferson
Matthew Paul    -   Shia Lebouf
Marty       -    Jon Heder

Riding with Death
Sam Casey        -      Mark Harmon
Abby                     -      Pam Dawber
Dr Hale               -      David Mcallum
Leonard Driscoll(Part 1)  -  Sean Connery
Leonard Driscoll(Part 2)  -  Roger Moore
Luther Stark            -   Alan Rickman 
Robert Denby         -  Phillip Seymour Hoffman
Cupcake                 -   Megan Fox


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #7 on: November 18, 2007, 02:06:51 AM »
Here's one:

Alien from LA

Director: Robert Zemeckis

Billie Piper - Wanda Saknussemm
Paul Bettany - Guten 'Gus' Edway
Ian McShane - Prof. Saknussemm


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #8 on: November 18, 2007, 07:35:51 PM »
my Manos remake:

Torgo - Johnny Depp
Dad - Bruce Campbell
Mom - Nicole Kidman
The Master - Daniel Day Lewis

Director - Sam Raimi
music - Danny Elfman
I really do like pie.


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2007, 05:40:49 AM »
my Manos remake:

Torgo - Johnny Depp
Dad - Bruce Campbell
Mom - Nicole Kidman
The Master - Daniel Day Lewis

Director - Sam Raimi
music - Danny Elfman

You just completely blew my mind.  You have no idea what I'd be willing to pay to see that happen.
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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2007, 02:02:16 PM »
thank you. I've been thinking about that one for a while. With a more fleshed out script I think a Manos remake could be a genuinely scary movie.
I really do like pie.


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2007, 02:44:18 PM »
my Manos remake:

Torgo - Johnny Depp
Dad - Bruce Campbell
Mom - Nicole Kidman
The Master - Daniel Day Lewis

Director - Sam Raimi
music - Danny Elfman

Instead of getting a gun from the glove compartment, Bruce Campbell whips out a kick-ass ax to go looking for the dog..

I am in love with this movie already.


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2007, 04:12:11 PM »
Deathstalker and the Zombies from Hell, starring DB Sweeney as Deathstalker and Moira Kelly as the bitchy yet hot princess. It's time for a reunion.

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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #13 on: November 20, 2007, 03:04:58 PM »
Wow, did I kill this thread or what? LOL


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Re: Remake a MST3K movie:
« Reply #14 on: November 21, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »
Wow, did I kill this thread or what? LOL
Well, for one thing, it's Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell...not Zombies.

And....probably.    ;)