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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5295 on: May 01, 2019, 02:59:45 PM »
And I will NOT sleep a wink until I know who ate Vicki's sandwich from the work fridge and exact my revenge for her!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5296 on: May 02, 2019, 04:03:55 PM »
I'm always giving them KIND bars.  Stay in shape, nature!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5297 on: May 06, 2019, 07:40:04 AM »
I wish the navy would stop dropping charges into me.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5298 on: May 06, 2019, 11:07:55 AM »
I'm not fond of mine where I'm wearing the least amount of clothing, but give people the 300 lb naked fat guy, I always say.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5299 on: May 08, 2019, 03:07:36 PM »
But rarely Gilmore.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5300 on: May 13, 2019, 08:27:21 AM »
...despite what my diaper-and-milk-bottle fetish makes it look like.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5301 on: May 13, 2019, 10:50:06 AM »
As long as the ancient seals of my bloodrites hold firm, then I can shop and listening to podcasts with aid of dark magics.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5302 on: May 13, 2019, 02:21:02 PM »
Even if it means creating a time paradox, the results of which could cause a chain reaction that would unravel the very fabric of the space time continuum, and destroy the entire universe! Granted, that's a worse case scenario. The destruction might in fact be very localized, limited to merely our own galaxy.

The next poster's sick references are out of control, everyone knows that.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5303 on: May 14, 2019, 10:22:47 AM »
Unfortunately, other people don't seem to like Porochista Khakpour as much as I do.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5304 on: May 20, 2019, 07:57:49 AM »
...though looking at anything while sitting on a point tends to diminish the interest really quickly.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5305 on: May 20, 2019, 10:45:54 AM »
Mostly because they didn't also replace the hot water.  Ew.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5306 on: May 21, 2019, 07:03:10 AM »
Except Make-A-Wish doesn't accept my grants because apparently they have a policy against taking donations of belly button lint. Go figure.

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