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Offline Johnny Unusual

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5280 on: March 20, 2019, 02:20:18 PM »
Except when I forget to and then it is a catastrophe.

The next post -- FUCK!  I SHOULD HAVE SAID DISASTER!

The next poster can pick his friends and his nose.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5281 on: March 21, 2019, 11:33:59 AM »
...but not my friend's nose.  Learned *that* one the hard way.

The next poster would walk five hundred miles, and would walk five hundred more, just to be the poster who walked a thousand miles to fall down at my door.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5282 on: March 21, 2019, 04:29:06 PM »
If I knew it was going to be that hard, I would have taken a plane.

The next poster is willing to pay for quality.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5283 on: March 27, 2019, 10:35:21 AM »
Give me a Double Cheeseburger, McDonalds! None of this one-slice-of-cheese McDouble hogwash!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5284 on: March 28, 2019, 06:41:22 AM »
High score on Polybius, actually. Sure, my brain is just goo now, but no one seems to notice.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5285 on: March 28, 2019, 09:54:19 AM »
Or at least I try to be, constantly "do declaring" things.

The next poster knows what he is talking about.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5286 on: April 05, 2019, 12:41:25 PM »
...but only when I'm talking about the word 'what'.  See my TED talk: "What: It Is"

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5287 on: April 05, 2019, 03:20:21 PM »
Some people may find it too intrusive, but I pride myself on checking up on my co-workers' daily enemas.

The next poster has great hindsight.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5288 on: April 08, 2019, 09:13:51 AM »
Since I've attached rearview mirrors t my shirts.

The next poster takes care of dogs.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5289 on: April 15, 2019, 02:30:55 PM »
People don't realize that the real trick of being a successful hot dog vendor is the amount of coddling each hot dog needs.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5290 on: April 16, 2019, 09:44:13 AM »
Thanks to photoshop and my pinterest page.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5291 on: April 18, 2019, 08:20:00 AM »
...and what does it get me?  Megaman firing @#$()! missles at me all the time!  Then I'm vulnerable when I exhaust my fire strikes, and next thing you know I've exploded.  Again.

The next poster won't crack under pressure.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5292 on: April 18, 2019, 08:37:16 AM »
I squish more than I crack.

The next poster can always spot a fake from a mile away.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5293 on: April 21, 2019, 09:27:55 AM »
...assuming that's an actual mile, I guess.  I'm not sure.

The next poster is the first man on the moon.