Alphabet 2: The Qwertying...

[BBQ Platypus]

Ah, my bad.  It's Hathor.

[a pretty girl is like]

Roger Daltry?

[Steve-O]

Yang-kee.  Hotayl.  Foxtrut.

[BBQ Platypus]

Emily Deschanel?

[Steve-O]

Emily Deschanel?

Nope.  Nope.  Nope.  Has to start with a T.

Also, wrong Deschanel.

[a pretty girl is like]

Trillian.

[Tripe]

Newfoundland

[a pretty girl is like]

Is that Debra Winger? 

[Tripe]

Nope it's somebody English, more specifically Cornish. And it's the character not the actress.

[a pretty girl is like]

Demelza Poldark

[Tripe]

Keroppi

[a pretty girl is like]

Yours are so infuriating in a peculiarly fun manner. 
First  Which leads to  and hopefully, eventually 

 Is that body of water  the Seine?

[Tripe]

Nope, the water's not the important thing. Lets just say that structure might be lost if the US decides to go down a particular foreign policy route.

There's more to the structure in the particular place but that's the significant landmark.

Oh and the river begins with a letter much further along in the alphabet than s

[Tripe]

Bugger I've killed another thread with my obscurity 

[Thom_Serveaux]

That's alright as creator of this thread, I graciously allow you to redeem yourself by posting a less obscure photo....