Completely Random Thoughts

[The Lurker]

Surprised there isn't a Mexican wrestler Christmas movie called Santo Claus.

[RVR II]

Surprised there isn't a Mexican wrestler Christmas movie called Santo Claus.

This is about as close as you'll get..
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053241/
Though it's already been riffed by MST3K & Rifftrax

[The Lurker]

Been thinking that with MST3K back they should do another Awards Special.

[TheRealUncleDes]

Apparently Kohl's last wish was to be thinly sliced and pickled in salt for three months.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Yikes, is anyone that was on Babylon 5 going to live past their 60s, Stephen Furst is gone at 63, half the cast is now gone way too soon.

[LucasM]

Stephen King is writing a sequel to 'It'.  But I'm not sure that the brother of the original antagonist will be all that threatening.

His name will be the complimentary, "Poundfoolish".

[Imrahil]

Stephen King is writing a sequel to 'It'.  But I'm not sure that the brother of the original antagonist will be all that threatening.

His name will be the complimentary, "Poundfoolish".

I understood that reference.

[The Lurker]

From what I've heard, The Book of Henry is in need of a riff, either by the main guys or an iRiff group.

[LucasM]

My Latest 'Not A True Story':

I got a job working for a company that cuts holes in people's walls and then finishes them into pockets where the homeowners can display knick-knacks and such.  I enjoy the work, but we don't get many calls for people wanting this service.  I suppose it should have been expected . . .

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . it is a niche market.

[RVR II]

There's a party next door and somebody is wearing so much cologne that it's fumigating my house, and all of my windows are closed

[Quirk]

There's a party next door and somebody is wearing so much cologne that it's fumigating my house, and all of my windows are closed

Dontcha just hate next-Dior neighbors?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

F O R  Y O U R  C O N S I D E R A T I O N
~WORST PUN IN A COMEDY FORUM~

[RVR II]

There's a party next door and somebody is wearing so much cologne that it's fumigating my house, and all of my windows are closed

Dontcha just hate next-Dior neighbors?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

F O R  Y O U R  C O N S I D E R A T I O N
~WORST PUN IN A COMEDY FORUM~

[Pak-Man]

This dad-joke has been approved by an official dad.

[Imrahil]

This dad-joke has been approved by an official dad.

[RVR II]

Ok this is.. Weird..
A woman I dated briefly back in the mid-90s called me out of the blue a little while ago and sent her condolences for my wife. Her mother passed away back on April 10 so she's a mess emotionally so we talked for a couple of hours.. She's been through a lot with a psycho ex that was killed in a head on motorcycle crash back in 2015 and seeing this guy in his late 50s to early 60s (she's 40 I think), had a bankruptcy several years ago and has had either a drug or alcohol addiction that she's still recovering from but yeah she just calls me up out of the blue after all this time Don't even know what to do with her