Completely Random Thoughts

[Quantum Vagina]

Wierd offshoot of Gamera porn.

TB, oh TB!

Don't your DARE make me search for Gamera porn, because I'll do it, and I will send it to you.

[TheRealUncleDes]

Wierd offshoot of Gamera porn.

TB, oh TB!

Don't your DARE make me search for Gamera porn, because I'll do it, and I will send it to you.

He's full of meat. Didn't realize it was someone else's....

Rule 35: Everyone knows rule 34 by now.

[TheRealUncleDes]

No lady, you are not going to find Campbell's Chicken Gumbo  this far North of the Mason-Dixon.

[TheRealUncleDes]

Buddy of mine who's a bit of a loner called up Macdonalds and ordered a wooden crate full of quarter pounders.
He then proceeded to shove them, whole, up his butt.

I called the doctor, but he just said it was a case of ass-burgers.

[Kete]

Buddy of mine who's a bit of a loner called up Macdonalds and ordered a wooden crate full of quarter pounders.
He then proceeded to shove them, whole, up his butt.

I called the doctor, but he just said it was a case of ass-burgers.

He should really get that checked out.

[ScottotD]

The phrase "Lean To Walk Before You Can Run" would be way better if it was "Open The Door And Get On The Floor Before You Do The Dinosaur

[TheRealUncleDes]

Everything being shipshape is really only useful if said objects float on water.

[RVR II]

Came across another 'internet rat' as I'm calling them..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw5bAW4goqNuEVN6NLDqZmQ
This channel uploads over 150 of my most popular videos to their channel to steal ad revenue.
You Tube doesn't make it easy to report channels, just individual videos so I had to spend the last several hours copy and pasting hyperlinks to report each individual video for copyright claims.
I have a headache now 

[Darth Geek]

Everything being shipshape is really only useful if said objects float on water.

Which is why I always found flying sailships in old fiction (things like Peter Pan) to be so stupid.

[LucasM]

Came across another 'internet rat' as I'm calling them..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw5bAW4goqNuEVN6NLDqZmQ
This channel uploads over 150 of my most popular videos to their channel to steal ad revenue.
You Tube doesn't make it easy to report channels, just individual videos so I had to spend the last several hours copy and pasting hyperlinks to report each individual video for copyright claims.
I have a headache now 

Instead of reporting each to YouTube, possibly report each one AND YouTube to the Attorney General's office for theft of intellectual property (pointing out YouTube doesn't make reporting an entity possible, just individual items).  Don't know if that would work, but might be worth a try, given the sheer volume of theft.  And at the very least, if the Attorney General's office gets involved, they may 'wake up' YouTube enough to make it possible to report entities, not just individual vids.

Not sure which attorney general one would report to... the one from your state, the state that YouTube exists in, or simply the Federal Attorney General, since YouTube goes across state lines.

[LucasM]

[TheRealUncleDes]

Oil and coal come from plant matter

[LucasM]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oil and coal come from plant matter

Actually it is from both plant and animal... there just happened to be more plants.

Science Daily

Fossil fuel is a general term for buried combustible geologic deposits of organic materials, formed from decayed plants and animals that have been converted to crude oil, coal, natural gas, or heavy oils by exposure to heat and pressure in the earth's crust over hundreds of millions of years.

[RVR II]

Came across another 'internet rat' as I'm calling them..
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCw5bAW4goqNuEVN6NLDqZmQ
This channel uploads over 150 of my most popular videos to their channel to steal ad revenue.
You Tube doesn't make it easy to report channels, just individual videos so I had to spend the last several hours copy and pasting hyperlinks to report each individual video for copyright claims.
I have a headache now 

Instead of reporting each to YouTube, possibly report each one AND YouTube to the Attorney General's office for theft of intellectual property (pointing out YouTube doesn't make reporting an entity possible, just individual items).  Don't know if that would work, but might be worth a try, given the sheer volume of theft.  And at the very least, if the Attorney General's office gets involved, they may 'wake up' YouTube enough to make it possible to report entities, not just individual vids.

Not sure which attorney general one would report to... the one from your state, the state that YouTube exists in, or simply the Federal Attorney General, since YouTube goes across state lines.

I might look into that but when it comes to dealing with the gov't bureaucracy, I won't hold my breath

[TheRealUncleDes]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Oil and coal come from plant matter

Actually it is from both plant and animal... there just happened to be more plants.

Science Daily

Fossil fuel is a general term for buried combustible geologic deposits of organic materials, formed from decayed plants and animals that have been converted to crude oil, coal, natural gas, or heavy oils by exposure to heat and pressure in the earth's crust over hundreds of millions of years.

Consider the food chain: from a biomass perspective, it's mostly plant matter.