Completely Random Thoughts

[RoninFox]

Did I order a code red?

YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!

[MartyS (Gromit)]

Did I order a code red?

YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!

Weird, it doesn't seem like something I would do... Oh well.



If there are truly random thoughts this was one, there was absolutely no reason for that scene to pop into my head this afternoon.  I haven't seen that movie or any clips from it in years, and I was getting dressed in all the winter gear needed to spend the afternoon out in the cold, and there it randomly pops...

[anais.butterfly]

Has a date for the next Rifftrax Live been set?

[Darth Geek]

Has a date for the next Rifftrax Live been set?

I don't think so. I heard they were going to announce somethign soon, though. But I can't remember where I saw that.

[RandyMistie]

I saw Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett at the last Irish World Domination meeting, and we discussed it... but I can't tell youse guyses...

Kidding, of course! No two Irishmen can agree on anything, let alone a secret Cabal.... of Knights Templar... or anything like that...

It's a joke... a silly joke... I'm not trying to cover anything up... WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!?!

Bill Corbett, "Firehead". (Loosely paraphrased.... going for the "flavour" of his joke, if not the actual words...)

Ahem....

[Miku Fan]

I saw Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett at the last Irish World Domination meeting, and we discussed it... but I can't tell youse guyses...

Kidding, of course! No two Irishmen can agree on anything, let alone a secret Cabal.... of Knights Templar... or anything like that...

It's a joke... a silly joke... I'm not trying to cover anything up... WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!?!

Bill Corbett, "Firehead". (Loosely paraphrased.... going for the "flavour" of his joke, if not the actual words...)

Ahem....

Have you ever read "101 ways to start a fight"?"

[Darth Geek]

Have you ever read "101 ways to start a fight"?"

Nnnnope! I'm Irish, so I just use it like Sallah uses a newspaper:
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/7leq8DldrdY" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/7leq8DldrdY</a>

[Miku Fan]

I hereby declare myself King of Monty Python References..on this forum.  Granted, being a Rifftrax forum, it isn't as impressive as being Reference Kings at a Monty Python forum.

[RandyMistie]

Miku, isn't that, "101 Ways to Start an Argument?" I grew up on Monty Python, but it has been awhile...

"How not to be seen..."

"The Larch..."

"Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage..."

John Cleese is the funniest, smartest, coolest guy in all of Britain, in my opinion. I also have the complete Fawlty Towers collection. Riotously funny...

In the 70's TV was a desert. PBS Brit shows were the only way to go... plus, as a 13 year old boy, often on Python or Benny Hill, (not funny) but you could occasionally see boobs right on your TV... This was before cable, and easy access to internet porn... we boys had to take what we could get, vis-à-vis, the bare naked lady stuff....

Every once in awhile you might get your hands on a Playboy or something... but... for the most part it was the Sears' catalogue underwear models...

You kids don't know how lucky you are.... wow, this went in a totally different and alarming, direction than it started out.... Sorry...

Python... WOOOOO!

[Miku Fan]

Miku, isn't that, "101 Ways to Start an Argument?" I grew up on Monty Python, but it has been awhile...

"How not to be seen..."

"The Larch..."

"Norwegian Blue. Lovely plumage..."

John Cleese is the funniest, smartest, coolest guy in all of Britain, in my opinion. I also have the complete Fawlty Towers collection. Riotously funny...

In the 70's TV was a desert. PBS Brit shows were the only way to go... plus, as a 13 year old boy, often on Python or Benny Hill, (not funny) but you could occasionally see boobs right on your TV... This was before cable, and easy access to internet porn... we boys had to take what we could get, vis-à-vis, the bare naked lady stuff....

Every once in awhile you might get your hands on a Playboy or something... but... for the most part it was the Sears' catalogue underwear models...

You kids don't know how lucky you are.... wow, this went in a totally different and alarming, direction than it started out.... Sorry...

Python... WOOOOO!

No, Sir Randy of Mystye.  It's the from the bookshop sketch.
Customer: (entering the bookshop) Good morning.
Proprietor (John Cleese): Good morning, sir.  Can I help you?
C: Er, yes.  Do you have a copy of "Thirty Days in the Samarkind Desert with
   the Duchess of Kent" by A. E. J. Eliott, O.B.E.?
P: Ah, well, I don't know the book, sir....
C: Er, never mind, never mind.   How about "A Hundred and One Ways to
   Start a Fight"?
P: ...By?
C: An Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment.

The sketch on, and on.

[RoninFox]

I'm a big fan of Charles Dikkens. (That's Dikkens with two 'k's the well known Dutch author.)

[RandyMistie]

Ah Miku.... yes, now I remember that sketch.... oh man...  Thank you. Very well remembered! You must have one of those good, un-alcohol sodden brains, I've heard so much about...

[RoninFox]

Last night my wife and I edited down a transfer from an old VHS tape containing a old HBO Young Comedian's Special.  She wants to eventually burn it to a disc and send it to her dad as a surprise since they grew up watching the tape over and over again with him.  The thing is, he really went hardcore Mormon since those days, so she asked me to cut out all the dirty words.

This special was from 1985 and contained a set by Sam Kinison.  That was interesting.

[RandyMistie]

Oh lordy... you got your work cut out for you, brother!

Well, that's really sweet, though, Ronin. Wait, wait.... one of the Melephistito Angels of the Lord is talking to me right now... He says, "Ronin.... you must.... and this is important.... you must.... It's big their are trumpets sounding all around and the Later Day Saints are singing King Jesus' praises on Pluto! Here it comes.... here come the message to you Ronin.... you, Ronin.... must charge your phone...."

LOL! Funny, because Sam Kinison was a Baptist preacher's son. Well, they always rebel, don't they?

Good luck, Ronin and if it makes your wife happy, gods' speed!

[RoninFox]

Luckily it was only about a ten minute set, so it wasn't that difficult.  Also, it's really easy to spot them in a waveform.

The big surprise for me was that the last act was Bob Saget, and though he had dirty jokes I didn't have to cut a single f or s bomb.

Also, got reminded that Yakov Smirnoff is funnier than his reputation tells you.