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Online Darth Geek

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12975 on: January 24, 2015, 11:44:20 AM »
Quote from: Quirk on January 24, 2015, 11:30:02 AM
I can't be sure, because my brain refuses to accept it, but I think a Toyota ad just told me "go fun yourself."

If so, man am I glad I don't have my Toyota anymore, because I would have no choice but to sell it immediately.
Their next ad "Your car wants to fun you like an animal" was even more poorly received.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12976 on: January 24, 2015, 12:18:20 PM »
Isnt that a track by Nine Inch Nuns?
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12977 on: January 24, 2015, 12:34:13 PM »
Quote from: Darth Geek on January 24, 2015, 11:44:20 AM
Quote from: Quirk on January 24, 2015, 11:30:02 AM
I can't be sure, because my brain refuses to accept it, but I think a Toyota ad just told me "go fun yourself."

If so, man am I glad I don't have my Toyota anymore, because I would have no choice but to sell it immediately.
Their next ad "Your car wants to fun you like an animal" was even more poorly received.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12978 on: January 24, 2015, 02:57:37 PM »
What do they call it when cephalopods trade favors done for each-other to make sure that they are always even?

. . . squid pro quo.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2015, 02:59:44 PM by LucasM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12979 on: January 24, 2015, 03:04:11 PM »
squid pro quo
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12980 on: January 24, 2015, 07:01:01 PM »
Yup. :) [The answer is possibly too far off to the right to see it.]
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12981 on: January 24, 2015, 09:54:05 PM »
This has been a terrible day for me. I got a nice little climbing hook from wal-mart and all of a sudden as soon as I get home... it's disappeared. Nobody at wal-mart knows where it went, and I am afraid I just lost the damn thing somehow. I went up to wal-mart and they actually offered a refund... but I declined. I knew it must have been my fault that I lost the thing. Sometimes I am full of such self-hate that I will do things like cut myself with a razor, and I'll even bite my own wrists in a vain attempt to stop the intrusive thoughts or to punish myself for my own fuck-ups.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12982 on: January 25, 2015, 02:26:14 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12983 on: January 25, 2015, 03:20:15 AM »
Soguru, I'm sorry you had such a rough time.  Yes, it feels bad to make mistakes (I know this well).  Hurting ourselves doesn't help in the long run, even if it seems to in the short run.

I hope you can find other alternatives to hurting yourself when you make mistakes.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12984 on: January 25, 2015, 12:19:58 PM »
Quote from: LucasM on January 25, 2015, 03:20:15 AM
Soguru, I'm sorry you had such a rough time.  Yes, it feels bad to make mistakes (I know this well).  Hurting ourselves doesn't help in the long run, even if it seems to in the short run.

I hope you can find other alternatives to hurting yourself when you make mistakes.
Thank you Lucas. :) That means a lot to me. 
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12985 on: January 25, 2015, 07:57:07 PM »
Starting now, I'm going to be like Black Manta, in that I will only drive vehicles shaped like my head.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12986 on: January 26, 2015, 03:25:20 AM »
Technically, the sequel to "I Know What You Did Last Summer" shouldn't have been "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer", but should have been "I Know What You Did Summer Before Last".
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12987 on: January 26, 2015, 03:32:16 AM »
Happy:

1) Royal Rumble Day
2) Hottest 100 Day
3) Invasion Day
4) Australia Day

Your choice but I'm in that order
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12988 on: January 26, 2015, 08:35:12 AM »
Guess who has two thumbs and showed up 2 hours early for her doctors appointment because she thought it was at 10 and not 11? >_<
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12989 on: January 26, 2015, 09:11:51 AM »
Quote from: Quantum Vagina on January 26, 2015, 08:35:12 AM
Guess who has two thumbs and showed up 2 hours early for her doctors appointment because she thought it was at 10 and not 11? >_<


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