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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12105 on: September 29, 2014, 12:16:58 AM »
Anybody else remember Sci-Fi's "Caption this!" from a long time ago? That was a lot of fun and I did it all the time. :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12106 on: September 29, 2014, 03:29:58 AM »
Anybody else remember Sci-Fi's "Caption this!" from a long time ago? That was a lot of fun and I did it all the time. :)

Nykk and I were on that pretty much every weekday together. We would do our best to finish up in our English class quickly so we could get on the computers and caption old Lost in Space reruns.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12107 on: September 29, 2014, 09:52:04 AM »
Today, I had an aneurism out of sheer stupidity.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12108 on: September 29, 2014, 10:22:36 AM »
Wow. Golden raisins act very similarly to prunes on the lower digestive tract.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12109 on: September 29, 2014, 11:35:50 AM »
I have never found prunes to be that big a deal.

Me neither, I like the taste. I had a plume tree in the yard as a kid and ate them all the time. 


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12110 on: September 29, 2014, 05:35:12 PM »
Really? That's nice. Because this is my butt after a quarter of a box:



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12111 on: September 29, 2014, 05:38:39 PM »
Really? That's nice. Because this is my butt after a quarter of a box:



your butt turns into a pop star? ???
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12112 on: September 30, 2014, 12:17:43 AM »
Do you just never eat plants or something?

My diet is definitely light on them.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12113 on: September 30, 2014, 01:56:50 AM »
Not a fan of lettuce - Baby spinach leaves trump lettuce all day long.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12114 on: September 30, 2014, 08:49:34 AM »
That might be the issue.  I eat about 6 cups of lettuce on any given day, a couple of apples, fiber one in the morning (often at night too) and meat probably once a day.

Prunes? Pah. I laugh at them.

I think you may be on to something here. I just ordered a bunch of fiber supplements.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0077SXI7A/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1
And I think I'll keep myself stocked up on apples from now on.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12115 on: September 30, 2014, 10:36:10 AM »
That might be the issue.  I eat about 6 cups of lettuce on any given day, a couple of apples, fiber one in the morning (often at night too) and meat probably once a day.

Prunes? Pah. I laugh at them.

I think you may be on to something here. I just ordered a bunch of fiber supplements.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0077SXI7A/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1
And I think I'll keep myself stocked up on apples from now on.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12116 on: September 30, 2014, 12:24:40 PM »
I eat raw oatmeal mixed with a little natural peanut butter and yogurt.  Tastes like oatmeal cookies! Great for fiber.

http://www.foodforlife.com/products?tid_1=All&tid=All  <-- some great breads high in fiber, low in chemical additives.  The breads have Bible verses for names. I don't know why, and don't care. It's great bread.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12117 on: September 30, 2014, 12:26:38 PM »
That might be the issue.  I eat about 6 cups of lettuce on any given day, a couple of apples, fiber one in the morning (often at night too) and meat probably once a day.

Prunes? Pah. I laugh at them.

I think you may be on to something here. I just ordered a bunch of fiber supplements.
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0077SXI7A/ref=ox_ya_os_product_refresh_T1
And I think I'll keep myself stocked up on apples from now on.

I've tried these in the past, before I gave up and actually began eating better.  They...sort of work. Mostly they give you cramps for awhile and then produce a shit.   The advice I have for you with this is don't forget to drink a LOT of water.  They only really work that way.

I hear ya. And I do drink a lot of water during the day. I haven't had soda but once in a blue moon. It's easier to run across the hall while I work, grab a quart of water, and mix some instant ice tea into it. I'm not saying it's the healthiest solution, but given my lifestyle...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12118 on: September 30, 2014, 12:43:20 PM »
This is good shit.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #12119 on: September 30, 2014, 12:59:43 PM »
I understand.  I can't eat cooked oatmeal at all. It's about as exciting as boiled okra  :P
 I like the raw oatmeal with PB and yogurt, because it tastes like cookies. 

The bread I mentioned is the only bread I eat...only bread I can stomach.  I am borderline diabetic (type 2) so i have to stay away from carbs.  I do get tired of the bread. So, yeah, I eat a lot of greens.  I can't take the supplements because they give me intense cramps.

I like raw spinach.  But, my brother got kidney stones from eating too much, too often. At least that's what he says. I don't know for sure if it can cause kidney stones...

Kale is also good as is red/purple lettuce.  Anything but iceburg, for me!

I hope you can find something that works, and is tolerable.
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