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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11955 on: September 10, 2014, 04:01:14 PM »
There is a forest nearby the place, where I live. Birds go there to die. The place in the forest resurrects them. But they are too slow to fly. They spread their wings and walk up and down the streets, chirping "Brraaiiiinnnsss....".



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11956 on: September 11, 2014, 02:41:53 PM »
From Star Wars: Red Harvest, by Joe Schreiber


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11957 on: September 11, 2014, 03:57:04 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11958 on: September 11, 2014, 05:03:21 PM »
That must be bad fan fiction.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11959 on: September 11, 2014, 07:28:47 PM »


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11960 on: September 11, 2014, 07:49:26 PM »
That must be bad fan fiction.

In other words, fan fiction. ;D
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11961 on: September 12, 2014, 05:41:39 AM »
That must be bad fan fiction.

In other words, fan fiction. ;D

Yeah, good point.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11962 on: September 13, 2014, 04:33:37 AM »
It's a shame people who deserve to be called out will dismiss those that do so because it was expressed really poorly.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11963 on: September 13, 2014, 05:44:14 AM »
It's a shame people who deserve to be called out will dismiss those that do so because it was expressed really poorly.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11964 on: September 13, 2014, 05:47:08 AM »
That must be bad fan fiction.

In other words, fan fiction. ;D

Amusingly, a colleague of mine once described Vergil's Aeneid as fanfiction.

Not sure about that but Le Morte d'Arthur pretty much is.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11965 on: September 14, 2014, 10:55:21 AM »
I was just thinking... if you sprayed a Xenomorph in the face with bleach, wouldn't it kill them? Or at least cause them severe disfigurement?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11966 on: September 14, 2014, 11:47:48 AM »
I was just thinking... if you sprayed a Xenomorph in the face with bleach, wouldn't it kill them? Or at least cause them severe disfigurement?

Yes.  Lye would be better but yes.  If you could aerosolize it that would create an environment the Xenomorph simply couldn't survive in.  Humans couldn't either though.   


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11967 on: September 14, 2014, 11:58:50 AM »
I was just thinking... if you sprayed a Xenomorph in the face with bleach, wouldn't it kill them? Or at least cause them severe disfigurement?

Yes.  Lye would be better but yes.  If you could aerosolize it that would create an environment the Xenomorph simply couldn't survive in.  Humans couldn't either though.   

I doubt marines with spray bottles of Tilex would make a good action movie...  ;D


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11968 on: September 14, 2014, 12:00:33 PM »
Unless they lit it on fire.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11969 on: September 14, 2014, 01:45:27 PM »
Is the Xenomoph blood officially highly acidic. Highly corrosive certainly but I don't follow the movies that closely.

If so, flooding the brood chamber with chlorine gas would probably do the trick.