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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11610 on: August 10, 2014, 05:59:26 PM »
Because you have no mental image of what that is supposed to look like.  You are just picturing an amorphous flesh colored blob sitting in a chair in front of a computer.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11611 on: August 10, 2014, 06:55:00 PM »
How you feel about Winter is how you feel about Death. I am excited by Winter, clean, white, silence.

People who rail against the inevitable Winter, fear death. Or, so they say...
I like Winter and snow for the first few months, then it gets tiresome. Explain that with the Death analogy.

Good point. Ir's not like you can get bored with death and get up and go to Disneyworld... I don't know, I just read that somewhere!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11612 on: August 10, 2014, 07:00:08 PM »
Why would you want to go to Disneyworld.  Insane price gouging, infinite waiting in lines, spoiled entitled brats running around everywhere.  Not to mention you would have to go to Florida.  Fuck no, I choose death.



There, that should make Miku San happy.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11613 on: August 10, 2014, 07:00:52 PM »
What about Kevin? Bill is from the east coast so, he could live anywhere. But, he seems like someone who would stay in San Diego.... (A whale's vagina... No one really knows what it means...)

Neither Kevin nor Bill moved to San Diego.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11614 on: August 10, 2014, 07:12:57 PM »
Why would you want to go to Disneyworld.  Insane price gouging, infinite waiting in lines, spoiled entitled brats running around everywhere.  Not to mention you would have to go to Florida.  Fuck no, I choose death.



There, that should make Miku San happy.

Oh, yes, that's the sideswipe I've come to know!  :highfive:

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By the way. it's Miku Fan san.  Miku san is the virtual diva I use as an avatar. Though it's possible Miku san herself would like your posts!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11615 on: August 10, 2014, 07:28:09 PM »
If you are in the desert, yes.  If you are in some place that is just hot enough to make you sweat, no.

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« Reply #11616 on: August 10, 2014, 07:42:38 PM »
sure, as long as you have access to it.  If your car breaks down in a north eastern winter and you aren't prepared, you are screwed.

And you're less fucked if you break down in 100+ degree heat without water or help?

When I lived in the Mojave, I had a 90 mile drive to work. Something went wrong with my heater/AC.  the heater got stuck on high. So, Mojave desert, 114 degrees, and the heater blasting.  opening the windows was like sticking your head in a blast furnace.

I did always carry water. That paid off, as I got my car stuck in sand, and had to walk 20 miles through the Mojave.  By the time I reached "civilization," I saw so delirious, i walked face first into a utility pole.  I probably would have died, if I didn't carry water.  This was WAY before cell phones.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11617 on: August 10, 2014, 07:47:05 PM »
I agree with Swipe on Disneyworld, even as my wife and I have a vacation club there and used to go twice a year. I prefer the Cruise, (they have adults only pools and bars!)

I have friends down there and they are gay and totally in with the gay culture in Disney so we get all kinds of perks. Mostly we pub crawl in Disney. We never go to The Magic Kingdom... no booze there... how can it be "magic" I axe ya? Plus the screaming children.

Mostly, I go down there to spend time with my big gay friends. But we have a nice condo right in the parks. We never have to drive... which is good because I roll off the plane crunk and it never really lets up... staggering around Disneyworld...

But the HEAT! It's not Texas or Nevada heat, but seriously, hot places make me want to sit down and cry...
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11618 on: August 10, 2014, 07:48:37 PM »
Thank you Randy.  Short but pointless.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11619 on: August 10, 2014, 07:56:28 PM »
That's what your girlfriend said! Get it?!? Short but pointless?!!?

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11620 on: August 10, 2014, 07:58:31 PM »
That's what your girlfriend said! Get it?!? Short but pointless?!!?

Actually, I heard he sharpens it.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11621 on: August 10, 2014, 07:58:36 PM »
 :clap:   You guys have me in tears!
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11622 on: August 10, 2014, 08:00:04 PM »
That's what your girlfriend said! Get it?!? Short but pointless?!!?

Actually, I heard he sharpens it.

No "sharpie a wang on the forehead" comments, please.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11623 on: August 10, 2014, 08:01:58 PM »


The explanation killed it.  Rookie mistake.  Randy, I am disappoint.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11624 on: August 10, 2014, 08:08:35 PM »
LOL!!! Swipe, you prick! I never liked you...

Anyways, Miku, your story about the desert, (on a horse with no name) was terrifying to me! That dry desert heat is scary. You don't even realize you are getting dehydrated... Thank the gods you were alright!
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