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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11505 on: August 01, 2014, 10:19:52 AM »
I find the world to be a funny place.  I can't think of a day when I didn't laugh about something, whether it was something a funny person said or did, or just laughing about some goofy mistake I made.

Anyway, that's who I am, for what it's worth.
OH! :o I had no idea :P


You're... mocking me.  Aren't you?
Why.. No!

I guess it was an obscure reference...



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11506 on: August 01, 2014, 02:54:53 PM »
"YO MAMA so intelligent that she makes me feel inferior when I don't use words good."


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11507 on: August 03, 2014, 04:46:44 PM »
I fucking hate Santa Claus Versus the Martians.  I don't like the MST, I won't watch the Rifftrax. Some movies are so repulsively bad that even with riffing they're unbearable.

I just wish they wouldn't do movies already done by MST3K. Feels weird. It's like I know the episodes (movies) so well that I anticipate different quips. It's hard to explain.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11508 on: August 03, 2014, 10:37:10 PM »
Not a RRRRRGGGH or a WOOOOOO, but it looks like I may be trading the mountains of Colorado for the Atlantic coast of my homeland of Maine.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11509 on: August 04, 2014, 10:46:35 AM »
If you guys have the choice, avoid a second puberty. It's really not fucking pleasant.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11510 on: August 05, 2014, 11:23:50 AM »
I saw Joel at CONjure Orlando this past weekend. Got a photo op and now I need a frame for it...
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11511 on: August 05, 2014, 04:25:58 PM »
I saw Joel at CONjure Orlando this past weekend. Got a photo op and now I need a frame for it...

Did he drop the "S-bomb" a lot? I heard he did that.  ::)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11512 on: August 05, 2014, 04:57:47 PM »
I saw Joel at CONjure Orlando this past weekend. Got a photo op and now I need a frame for it...

Did he drop the "S-bomb" a lot? I heard he did that.  ::)
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11513 on: August 05, 2014, 10:30:53 PM »
If you guys have the choice, avoid a second puberty. It's really not fucking pleasant.

Been there. Actually, I even got to do it a third time.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere.
Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11514 on: August 06, 2014, 10:46:22 AM »
If you guys have the choice, avoid a second puberty. It's really not fucking pleasant.

Been there. Actually, I even got to do it a third time.
Maybe I'm too naive for my own good but how the hell does that even work?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11515 on: August 06, 2014, 01:07:14 PM »
Customer: Yes, are you a feed specialist? I was told to ask for a feed specialist! 

Me: Feed? Like for a horse? 

Customer:  :angry:

I recommend you use oats.
Horses love oats.
Oh, and alfalfa.

(turns out the idiot needed assistance from Seller Support. I guess it's super hard to select "Seller Support" from an audio menu.)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11516 on: August 06, 2014, 05:14:57 PM »
Call a psychic at 3am and when they say "Who is this?" reply "Shouldn't you know??"


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11517 on: August 06, 2014, 06:06:34 PM »
Call a psychic at 3am and when they say "Who is this?" reply "Shouldn't you know??"

What's up Des? It seems like it's been a long time since I've seen you on here.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11518 on: August 06, 2014, 06:20:03 PM »
Yeah: back in the saddle again, baby! Thanks :)


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11519 on: August 06, 2014, 06:51:47 PM »
Yeah: back in the saddle again, baby! Thanks :)
Stick around this time  8)