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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11490 on: July 31, 2014, 07:44:19 AM »
Well there we go.  Indisputable evidence that creator of everything, almighty god, created Ray Comfort to be a homosexual.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11491 on: July 31, 2014, 08:39:59 AM »
You can lead Comfort to Cameron, but you can't make him drink.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11492 on: July 31, 2014, 10:31:21 AM »
They have it all wrong. Masturbation is not a sin, and I can prove it.

The banana was created by god to fit into our hands. That's a fact.  So why then do our hands scale with the size of our genitals?  You know what it means when a guy has big hands?  It means god designed his hands to fit comfortably around his large penis.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11493 on: July 31, 2014, 11:32:53 AM »

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11494 on: July 31, 2014, 11:58:53 AM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11495 on: July 31, 2014, 12:00:40 PM »
Random thoughts.  There is no topic to stay on, so it is free to meander.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11496 on: July 31, 2014, 12:11:54 PM »
Drew Carey was inducted to the WWE hall of fame a few years back.  That's weird.

He was inducted as a celebrity because he was in one match as a joke for two minutes in which he laughed, held up his arms, tried to bribe a wrestler into not hurting him, then ran away.

He was inducted 3 years before Mr T was.  Mr T was part of the main event of WrestleMania and is possibly one of the major reason the event got the media attention it needed to be a success and not bankrupt the company.

You just got randomed.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11497 on: July 31, 2014, 12:44:19 PM »
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11498 on: July 31, 2014, 01:00:45 PM »
Norway once knighted a penguin.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11499 on: July 31, 2014, 04:30:33 PM »
Spending warm summer days indoors.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11500 on: August 01, 2014, 12:24:29 AM »
I'm not funny.  I could never do standup, or write an iRiff.  I certainly couldn't perform one.

But I find the world to be a funny place.  I can't think of a day when I didn't laugh about something, whether it was something a funny person said or did, or just laughing about some goofy mistake I made.

Anyway, that's who I am, for what it's worth.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11501 on: August 01, 2014, 07:16:47 AM »
I find the world to be a funny place.  I can't think of a day when I didn't laugh about something, whether it was something a funny person said or did, or just laughing about some goofy mistake I made.

Anyway, that's who I am, for what it's worth.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11502 on: August 01, 2014, 08:09:15 AM »
I find the world to be a funny place.  I can't think of a day when I didn't laugh about something, whether it was something a funny person said or did, or just laughing about some goofy mistake I made.

Anyway, that's who I am, for what it's worth.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11503 on: August 01, 2014, 10:06:42 AM »
I find the world to be a funny place.  I can't think of a day when I didn't laugh about something, whether it was something a funny person said or did, or just laughing about some goofy mistake I made.

Anyway, that's who I am, for what it's worth.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11504 on: August 01, 2014, 10:14:08 AM »
Norway once knighted a penguin.
Yep Sir Nils, a great wee officer.