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Offline Darth Geek

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11250 on: July 08, 2014, 06:47:19 PM »
It's what this  :gouge: emoticon was made for.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11251 on: July 08, 2014, 07:40:37 PM »
I'm actually watching Hollywood After Dark as we speak.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11252 on: July 08, 2014, 07:44:14 PM »
What about former Golden Girls actress Rue McClanahan?

She was great in Starship Poopers!  Of course, her internet service sucked...you might even say she rued it.

Don't forget "Hollywood After Dark" where we get to see her as a stripper!
(The guys riffed on this movie during their brief "Film Crew" incarnation, by the way.)
Whenever I think fo Rue McClanahan, I remember the interview with Kevin and Bill on the RetroCrush podcast, and the host said: "Yeah so in this movie you get to see some Rue McClanahan titty and let me tell you that is some, some pretty mediocre titty".
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11253 on: July 08, 2014, 09:00:39 PM »
What about former Golden Girls actress Rue McClanahan?

She was great in Starship Poopers!  Of course, her internet service sucked...you might even say she rued it.

Don't forget "Hollywood After Dark" where we get to see her as a stripper!
(The guys riffed on this movie during their brief "Film Crew" incarnation, by the way.)
Whenever I think fo Rue McClanahan, I remember the interview with Kevin and Bill on the RetroCrush podcast, and the host said: "Yeah so in this movie you get to see some Rue McClanahan titty and let me tell you that is some, some pretty mediocre titty".



I think this little homemade gif of mine disproves that notion.



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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11254 on: July 09, 2014, 09:03:34 AM »
Great way to start the day..
A customer wants us to fill out his U.S. Passport application. He's from Colombia and is a Naturalized citizen. To fill out the 2 pages, plus scan and print out copies of the application and the Naturalization certificate, would be $40 and says he's only gonna pay $30. Ok...
Then he wants us to fill out paperwork for his divorce and tells us he will pay us only $80 for that!   ???
I tell him I won't even touch the divorce paperwork cause that needs to be done by a divorce attorney and needs to be filed properly, and he just storms out. ::)

I kinda felt like Lembach there for a bit with this guy telling me how it was gonna be >:(


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11255 on: July 09, 2014, 09:23:26 AM »
Okay, RVR, here's how its gonna be.  I'm gonna pay you $7.87 for my Federal and State return, and you're going to make sure I get a six figure refund.  My current income is $12,900 a year.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11256 on: July 09, 2014, 09:31:14 AM »
Okay, RVR, here's how its gonna be.  I'm gonna pay you $7.87 for my Federal and State return, and you're going to make sure I get a six figure refund.  My current income is $12,900 a year.
CONSIDER IT DONE! :speechless:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11257 on: July 09, 2014, 10:04:42 AM »
oh, man. can you fix my taxes for me? they're saying i owe half a moose and three poutine. that's insane, since i only made two beavers and a hockey puck last year. :angry:


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11258 on: July 09, 2014, 10:45:51 AM »
oh, man. can you fix my taxes for me? they're saying i owe half a moose and three poutine. that's insane, since i only made two beavers and a hockey puck last year. :angry:
Oh I'm sorry. You're Canadian :-X


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11259 on: July 09, 2014, 11:12:42 AM »
oh, man. can you fix my taxes for me? they're saying i owe half a moose and three poutine. that's insane, since i only made two beavers and a hockey puck last year. :angry:
Oh I'm sorry. You're Canadian :-X

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11260 on: July 09, 2014, 06:21:28 PM »
Today, my roommate woke up at 4 and said "You should cook dinner. I about slapped the fuck out of him.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11261 on: July 09, 2014, 06:33:30 PM »
About how much fuck does a human body contain at one time and what color is it? 

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11262 on: July 09, 2014, 11:55:47 PM »
If you knock on a bathroom door, you should probably wait for a response before barging in...  :-[ :-[ :-[


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11263 on: July 10, 2014, 09:00:20 PM »
Officer Walken has reached Metro County Hospital.

"You got it. We're tryin' to find the Rippa'. Starting with the first victim. Renee Stein. She's an editor, over at Kanapf. He's comin' to get her liver. Only this time, with a lot more splatta!"


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11264 on: July 10, 2014, 09:18:52 PM »
Spoony's impression is bad, but the words and the delivery are hilarious.