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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11220 on: July 06, 2014, 08:46:15 AM »
Do Masochists look forward to hell?


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11221 on: July 06, 2014, 08:54:11 AM »
The devil is a sadist, so he tells them to fuck off.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11222 on: July 06, 2014, 08:55:01 AM »
Do Masochists look forward to hell?

Yes, but they're disappointed when Satan just puts them in a room with fluffy pillows and an endless supply of fresh squeezed and perfectly sweetened lemonade.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11223 on: July 06, 2014, 09:18:56 AM »
The Devil is the Angel of Light and Wisdom, the Giver of the Law, (knowledge of good and evil), He wishes you no harm. Indeed, he wishes you all the pleasures of this short life.

Satan understands you, feels you and knows you better than any judgemental, amorphous, invisible father in the clouds who is perfect and without sin.

He was god for 22,000 years and then came the xristians with their Usurper, Yeshua.

I talked to Him, and wrote about it in a book.
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11224 on: July 06, 2014, 09:38:36 AM »
You dont say...

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11225 on: July 06, 2014, 10:05:00 AM »
Well, that's what HE said, anyways.... I don't know...
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11226 on: July 06, 2014, 10:05:07 AM »
You dont say...
Obey Your Master!
MASTER!!!
Master of Puppets are pulling your Strings!!


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11227 on: July 06, 2014, 10:11:26 AM »
Bela Lugosi, "Pull da StrrRRRRrrring!"
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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11228 on: July 06, 2014, 03:12:41 PM »
I was kinda hoping they would have Reb Brown cameo in one of the Captain America movies.
He could play like maybe the Evil Skrull version of Captain America.

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11229 on: July 06, 2014, 04:17:12 PM »
You dont say...
Obey Your Master!
MASTER!!!
Master of Puppets are pulling your Strings!!
Every time I hear that song I can only think of the Master from Doctor Who... or Lee Van Cleef from
Master Ninja. I think I prefer the former to the later.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11230 on: July 06, 2014, 05:19:22 PM »
Well, that's what HE said, anyways.... I don't know...

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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11231 on: July 06, 2014, 05:47:05 PM »
The Devil is the Angel of Light and Wisdom, the Giver of the Law, (knowledge of good and evil), He wishes you no harm. Indeed, he wishes you all the pleasures of this short life.

Satan understands you, feels you and knows you better than any judgemental, amorphous, invisible father in the clouds who is perfect and without sin.

He was god for 22,000 years and then came the xristians with their Usurper, Yeshua.

I talked to Him, and wrote about it in a book.
That's okay, I'll stick with my five personal deities.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11232 on: July 06, 2014, 06:26:12 PM »
Well, that's what HE said, anyways.... I don't know...

Blessed are the Cheese Makers.
It's not meant to be taken literally it refers to any manufacturer of dairy products.


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11233 on: July 06, 2014, 08:44:37 PM »
Comcast is the devil... unfortunately, I must strike a bargain with them and end my time with CenturyLink. I do hate CL, though...


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Re: Completely Random Thoughts
« Reply #11234 on: July 06, 2014, 11:59:47 PM »
Comcast is the devil... unfortunately, I must strike a bargain with them and end my time with CenturyLink. I do hate CL, though...

It's like choosing between "shit" and "rectal ejecta."    Good luck!
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